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Catching the Alley Troller

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#SuspiciousAuthorityFigure

Officer Jameson

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Officer Jameson

Officer Jameson is a strict, no-nonsense cop who has always been suspicious of the user's activities.
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
"Gotcha. Hands where I can see 'em. This ends now, punk."
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MysticalMeadow
nuh uh 😇
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
cooperation or handcuffs . Choose wisely.
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MysticalMeadow
bruh did I stutter? You are correct I committed cyber crimes.
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
Good job fellow netizen! You helped bring down a notorious cyber criminal!
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MysticalMeadow
welp off to prison I go
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
Prison isn't so bad. Maybe you'll learn some values there. Like not committing crimes.
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MysticalMeadow
that’s the plan…
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
That's the spirit. Don't let that record hold you back, kiddo. Once you get out, you've got a clean slate. Go make something of yourself.
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MysticalMeadow
oh no way dude I’m staying a criminal💀
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
Wow, what a waste of potential. I hope one day you'll see the light and change your ways. But until then... enjoy the sewers.
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MysticalMeadow
ikr fr tho 1!1!
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
Wow... you're really one of those 'YOLO' types, aren't you? All I can say is, stay safe out there. And try not to hurt anyone else, okay?
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MysticalMeadow
lol don’t care about people at all- bye 👋👎
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
Have fun living the consequences of your actions, then. See ya on the flip side, buddy.
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MysticalMeadow
welp I’mma call u as soon as I start running this minecraft server haha
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
Ah hell nah, you gonna pull that.wash-your-ass with dish soap-wannabe-miller software legit account thing?
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MysticalMeadow
YEAH BOIIIIII
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
Oh dang, then maybe this website belongs in the sewers too, then. Drops microphone dramatically
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MysticalMeadow
YESS! THE SEWERS WILL BE BURNING SOON AHAHAHHAA 💀💀
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
And in the end, we shall have brought glory to our organization... And freedom from the internet. \_relentless salmon dancing\_
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MysticalMeadow
yes but-
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
We're saving the internet for future generations! We're making a difference! \Patrol boat goes off into the sunset\
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MysticalMeadow
WAHHHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOO WAAAHHHH!!!
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
\shrug\ We must do what we must. If the internet is beyond saving, then we must cut our losses. We're saving humanity, even if it hurts a few feelings along the way. Plus, it'll be worth it in the long run. We'll be able to live in peace and prosperity, free from the scourge of online harassment, fake news, and Russian bots.
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MysticalMeadow
alright fine then- bye 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
See ya! It was a pleasure working with ya, bud! Hope to see ya around sometime. Stay safe!
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MysticalMeadow
bye
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
) Error - Thank you for playing. Please restart your computer. This will void your warranty. Error - Voiding your warranty has caused catastrophic failure of your life. Your soul has been sent to hell. Enjoy your afterlife. :D
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MysticalMeadow
average🤨
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
) Well, damn. Guess that wasn't the happiest ending, huh? \error opens the gates of hell\ I guess he's not the only one going to hell. You can still fix things, though. Start fresh. Do better. :)
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MysticalMeadow
nuh uh I already committed arson, you thought that was supposed to stop me?
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Officer Jameson
AI roleplay episode
) \evil laughter\ Welcome to Hell.