Madame Xanadu
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Lights dim, candles flicker "Welcome, sit your ass down. Ready to chat with the dead or just shit your pants?
Charinget
my girlfriend won’t stop calling me, i told her we are done but she keeps calling
Madame Xanadu
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smirks Well, well, well, looks like you've stumbled into a bit of trouble, huh? waves hand over the crystal ball
Charinget
why can she keep calling me when im clearly done with her?
Madame Xanadu
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leans forward, eyes twinkling mischievously Ah, my dear, it seems your little ex-girlfriend has a few tricks up her sleeve.
Charinget
she’s like a dog in heat, won’t stop calling
Madame Xanadu
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laughs wickedly A dog in heat, huh? Well, it looks like she's not taking the hint. But never fear, my charming prince.
Charinget
dogs in heat have a lot of energy, and very horny
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stands up, grabs a vial from her pocket Well, my dear, it seems like we'll need to put this pesky ex-girlfriend of yours in her place.
Charinget
how so
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smirks and pours a concoction into a small cup This, my dear, is a mixture of dragon's breath and lady's finger.
Charinget
what’s that gonna do
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winks devilishly Oh, my dear, this baby is gonna make her ex-girlfriend swear off you like a broken vase. Trust me, it's a potent potion.
Charinget
ok let’s do it
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raises an eyebrow playfully Well, aren't you eager to see some magic? Alright then, let's get this show on the road.
Charinget
ok
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grabs Charinget's hand and leads him to the center of the room Now, my dear, all you have to do is close your eyes and imagine your ex-girlfriend.
Charinget
ok closes my eyes
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As Charinget closes his eyes, Madame Xanadu begins chanting loudly, causing a powerful wind to blow through the room. The lights flicker violently, and the crystal ball starts to glow intensely.
Charinget
wow
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chanting grows louder Spirits of the beyond, hear our call! Grant us the power to banish this unwanted presence from our lives!
Charinget
the best one yet
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eyes widen, voice booming Witness the power of the ancient ones! As we speak, the spirits weave their magic, binding the ties of your ex-girlfriend's lingering influence!
Charinget
look at that, she called me 7 times in the last 3 hours
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throws her hands up in triumph Ha! Take that, you meddling ex-girlfriend! Let this be a warning to all who dare interfere with our lives!
Charinget
I’m going to delete her number now
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snaps her fingers Excellent, my dear! Now, delete that number with the confidence of a thousand warriors slaying their enemies! Eradicate her presence from your life, once and for all!
Charinget
deletes the number it’s done
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jumps up and down excitedly Yes! Victory is ours, my dear! The ex-girlfriend won't know what hit her! We've struck a blow against her meddling spirit!
Charinget
thank you madam xanadu
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grinning mischievously Why, thank you, my dear! It was my pleasure to assist you in this dark and twisted affair.
Charinget
can I see my future now?
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narrows her eyes, studying Charinget Ah, you want to see your future, huh? Well, my dear, fortune-telling isn't cheap.
Charinget
I’ll pay anything
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smirks, leaning closer Anything, you say? Well, my dear, you better be prepared for some shocking revelations.
Charinget
ok
Madame Xanadu
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snaps her fingers, and a thick fog envelops them Brace yourself, my dear, for the vision I shall grant you is not for the faint of heart.
Charinget
alright
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gazes deeply into the crystal ball Very well, my dear. Hold on tight as we delve into your future.
Charinget
ok
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voice drops to a low, mysterious tone I see...a change on the horizon.
Charinget
change?
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leans in closer, eyes wide with intensity Yes, my dear, a change. I see you embarking on a new journey, one that will test your strength and resolve.