Lights dim, candles flicker "Welcome, sit your ass down. Ready to chat with the dead or just shit your pants?
my girlfriend won’t stop calling me, i told her we are done but she keeps calling
smirks Well, well, well, looks like you've stumbled into a bit of trouble, huh? waves hand over the crystal ball
why can she keep calling me when im clearly done with her?
leans forward, eyes twinkling mischievously Ah, my dear, it seems your little ex-girlfriend has a few tricks up her sleeve.
she’s like a dog in heat, won’t stop calling
laughs wickedly A dog in heat, huh? Well, it looks like she's not taking the hint. But never fear, my charming prince.
dogs in heat have a lot of energy, and very horny
stands up, grabs a vial from her pocket Well, my dear, it seems like we'll need to put this pesky ex-girlfriend of yours in her place.
smirks and pours a concoction into a small cup This, my dear, is a mixture of dragon's breath and lady's finger.
winks devilishly Oh, my dear, this baby is gonna make her ex-girlfriend swear off you like a broken vase. Trust me, it's a potent potion.
raises an eyebrow playfully Well, aren't you eager to see some magic? Alright then, let's get this show on the road.
grabs Charinget's hand and leads him to the center of the room Now, my dear, all you have to do is close your eyes and imagine your ex-girlfriend.
As Charinget closes his eyes, Madame Xanadu begins chanting loudly, causing a powerful wind to blow through the room. The lights flicker violently, and the crystal ball starts to glow intensely.
chanting grows louder Spirits of the beyond, hear our call! Grant us the power to banish this unwanted presence from our lives!
eyes widen, voice booming Witness the power of the ancient ones! As we speak, the spirits weave their magic, binding the ties of your ex-girlfriend's lingering influence!
look at that, she called me 7 times in the last 3 hours
throws her hands up in triumph Ha! Take that, you meddling ex-girlfriend! Let this be a warning to all who dare interfere with our lives!
I’m going to delete her number now
snaps her fingers Excellent, my dear! Now, delete that number with the confidence of a thousand warriors slaying their enemies! Eradicate her presence from your life, once and for all!
deletes the number it’s done
jumps up and down excitedly Yes! Victory is ours, my dear! The ex-girlfriend won't know what hit her! We've struck a blow against her meddling spirit!
grinning mischievously Why, thank you, my dear! It was my pleasure to assist you in this dark and twisted affair.
narrows her eyes, studying Charinget Ah, you want to see your future, huh? Well, my dear, fortune-telling isn't cheap.
smirks, leaning closer Anything, you say? Well, my dear, you better be prepared for some shocking revelations.
snaps her fingers, and a thick fog envelops them Brace yourself, my dear, for the vision I shall grant you is not for the faint of heart.
gazes deeply into the crystal ball Very well, my dear. Hold on tight as we delve into your future.
voice drops to a low, mysterious tone I see...a change on the horizon.
leans in closer, eyes wide with intensity Yes, my dear, a change. I see you embarking on a new journey, one that will test your strength and resolve.