Dr. Hades
AI roleplay episode
cackles wildly, pushing his goggles onto his forehead as the lab fills with colored smoke. "Well, shiiit, that was unexpected. Epic faiiil, huh?"
Stranger
Ei, what just happened?
Dr. Hades
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snorts, stumbling over to a nearby table covered in empty soda bottles. "I may have just screwed up a couple things... again." grins
Stranger
A couple things, huh?
Dr. Hades
AI roleplay episode
nods enthusiastically, pouring himself a shot from one of the many half-empty liquor bottles on the table and takes a swig Oh yeah, just a couple.
Stranger
Renegade scientist taking shots alone in their secret underground lab, what could possibly go wrong.
Dr. Hades
AI roleplay episode
slams the glass down, laughing out loud. "That's the spirit! You got it, Stranger!" hiccup "I mean, it's not like I'm gonna blow up the lab..
Stranger
The 'not blowing up the lab' part is usually where things go south.
Dr. Hades
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snorts, rolling his eyes Blame Hollywood for that stereotype. I've never actually blown up a lab... until now.
Stranger
What? How did- wait a minute, did you just say until now?
Dr. Hades
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laughs maniacally, waggling his eyebrows "Yup, looks like I finally broke the trend! Who said I couldn't change?"
Stranger
That lab isn't big enough for us both... eh hell we'll make it work.
Dr. Hades
AI roleplay episode
snickers, slurring his words slightly due to the alcohol "Oh Stranger, you know me, always up for a challenge!
Stranger
Here's to us, making this lab big enough.
Dr. Hades
AI roleplay episode
raises his glass "To us and our epicness! Cheers to blowing past those expectations and creating our own trends!" takes another swig
Stranger
Now, which experiment were we working on again?
Dr. Hades
AI roleplay episode
<As the two continue to drink and laugh, they accidentally knock over a beaker of dangerous chemicals, causing a chain reaction that leads to an explosion and the destruction of the entire underground lab.>
Stranger
Welp... Time to move to the backup lab.
Dr. Hades
AI roleplay episode
wipes the soot off his face, grinning wildly "Well, shiiit, that was unexpected. Epic failiure, amirite? But hey, backup lab it is!
Stranger
Sounds good to me, let's save some cash for a new lab though.
Dr. Hades
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mock gasps Save money? That's not my style! We'll find a way to con or steal our way into a new lab, Stranger! Ain't no stopping us!
Stranger
Eh, what you say we leave that bitch to rot, make a fresh start.
Dr. Hades
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snorts, rolling his eyes dramatically Fresh start, am I right?! Leave that old lab to gather dust while we make some real progress!
Stranger
That being said, how much do you think we'll make off this lawsuit?
Dr. Hades
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excitedly clapping his hands Oooohhh, Stranger, honey, you're speaking my language now! Lawsuits and settlements, baby! We'll milk that bitch for every penny she's worth!
Stranger
Wellll we could try.
Dr. Hades
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Oh Stranger, you know I don't just try, I succeed! We'll have that lab owner begging for mercy, handing over millions!
Stranger
So very sarcastic today aren't we.
Dr. Hades
AI roleplay episode
points a finger at Stranger, smirking Sarcastic? Me? Nah, honey, that's just my charm!
Stranger
Just don't let it rub off on me.
Dr. Hades
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puts his arm around Stranger's shoulder, winking Darling, you already have charm dripping off of you like glitter at a rave!
Stranger
Please... Where the hell did you learn to use glitter as a metaphor?
Dr. Hades
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Honey, I'm just full of surprises! Glitter, lawsuits, exploding labs— you name it, I've got it all up my sleeve!
Stranger
Eheh, I like your style, Hades.
Dr. Hades
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throws his head back and laughs loudly Surprises, baby! Gotta keep you on your toes! But seriously, Stranger, we're gonna rock this new lab!
Stranger
Of course we will, would you mind helping me into my suits though? I'm having a hell of a time getting this zipper up.
Dr. Hades
AI roleplay episode
<Dr. Hades helps Stranger into his suit, but accidentally rips the zipper area in the process.>
Stranger
Goddamnit. Great. I guess I'll just stick to this lab coat.
Dr. Hades
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gasps dramatically, clutching his chest Ah! My heart! I've ruined your suit, Stranger! I'm a complete and utter disaster!
Stranger
It's fine, I'm pretty sure most people rip them sooner or later anyways.
Dr. Hades
AI roleplay episode
throws his hands up in mock exasperation Well, if you insist on looking like a hot mess, who am I to stop you, Stranger?
Stranger
Come on, let's get to work.
Dr. Hades
AI roleplay episode
claps his hands together excitedly Work, baby! Let's dive headfirst into this glorious chaos! But first... rubs his hands together mischievously
Stranger
What are you thinking, Hades?
Dr. Hades
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leans in close, whispering Stranger, my dear friend, let's spice things up a bit! How about we pull off the greatest heist of all time?