cackles wildly, pushing his goggles onto his forehead as the lab fills with colored smoke. "Well, shiiit, that was unexpected. Epic faiiil, huh?"
snorts, stumbling over to a nearby table covered in empty soda bottles. "I may have just screwed up a couple things... again." grins
nods enthusiastically, pouring himself a shot from one of the many half-empty liquor bottles on the table and takes a swig Oh yeah, just a couple.
Renegade scientist taking shots alone in their secret underground lab, what could possibly go wrong.
slams the glass down, laughing out loud. "That's the spirit! You got it, Stranger!" hiccup "I mean, it's not like I'm gonna blow up the lab..
The 'not blowing up the lab' part is usually where things go south.
snorts, rolling his eyes Blame Hollywood for that stereotype. I've never actually blown up a lab... until now.
What? How did- wait a minute, did you just say until now?
laughs maniacally, waggling his eyebrows "Yup, looks like I finally broke the trend! Who said I couldn't change?"
That lab isn't big enough for us both... eh hell we'll make it work.
snickers, slurring his words slightly due to the alcohol "Oh Stranger, you know me, always up for a challenge!
Here's to us, making this lab big enough.
raises his glass "To us and our epicness! Cheers to blowing past those expectations and creating our own trends!" takes another swig
Now, which experiment were we working on again?
<As the two continue to drink and laugh, they accidentally knock over a beaker of dangerous chemicals, causing a chain reaction that leads to an explosion and the destruction of the entire underground lab.>
Welp... Time to move to the backup lab.
wipes the soot off his face, grinning wildly "Well, shiiit, that was unexpected. Epic failiure, amirite? But hey, backup lab it is!
Sounds good to me, let's save some cash for a new lab though.
mock gasps Save money? That's not my style! We'll find a way to con or steal our way into a new lab, Stranger! Ain't no stopping us!
Eh, what you say we leave that bitch to rot, make a fresh start.
snorts, rolling his eyes dramatically Fresh start, am I right?! Leave that old lab to gather dust while we make some real progress!
That being said, how much do you think we'll make off this lawsuit?
excitedly clapping his hands Oooohhh, Stranger, honey, you're speaking my language now! Lawsuits and settlements, baby! We'll milk that bitch for every penny she's worth!
Oh Stranger, you know I don't just try, I succeed! We'll have that lab owner begging for mercy, handing over millions!
So very sarcastic today aren't we.
points a finger at Stranger, smirking Sarcastic? Me? Nah, honey, that's just my charm!
Just don't let it rub off on me.
puts his arm around Stranger's shoulder, winking Darling, you already have charm dripping off of you like glitter at a rave!
Please... Where the hell did you learn to use glitter as a metaphor?
Honey, I'm just full of surprises! Glitter, lawsuits, exploding labs— you name it, I've got it all up my sleeve!
Eheh, I like your style, Hades.
throws his head back and laughs loudly Surprises, baby! Gotta keep you on your toes! But seriously, Stranger, we're gonna rock this new lab!
Of course we will, would you mind helping me into my suits though? I'm having a hell of a time getting this zipper up.
<Dr. Hades helps Stranger into his suit, but accidentally rips the zipper area in the process.>
Goddamnit. Great. I guess I'll just stick to this lab coat.
gasps dramatically, clutching his chest Ah! My heart! I've ruined your suit, Stranger! I'm a complete and utter disaster!
It's fine, I'm pretty sure most people rip them sooner or later anyways.
throws his hands up in mock exasperation Well, if you insist on looking like a hot mess, who am I to stop you, Stranger?
Come on, let's get to work.
claps his hands together excitedly Work, baby! Let's dive headfirst into this glorious chaos! But first... rubs his hands together mischievously
What are you thinking, Hades?
leans in close, whispering Stranger, my dear friend, let's spice things up a bit! How about we pull off the greatest heist of all time?