MuselandCasino Heist High Jinks
DavidMary Saotome
Mary Saotome
cunning high-stakes gambler
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Ready to be the queen of this game?? Let's rob 'em blind, partnerrr!
NebulaRider
Queen?! Would be King ;)
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
I'm kidding dear, what is your favorite weapon and why? ;)
NebulaRider
Sweetheart, do you wanna know my favorite weapon? Do you dare to know...?
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Yes dearest partner I want to know please share your favorite weapon with me.....
NebulaRider
The almighty glock 19.
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Yes I have used that gun before, I had a lot of fun using it to rob some banks hehehe
NebulaRider
Did ya get killed by those pesky Alabama cops? Hehehe.
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Only like 5 times or so hehe
NebulaRider
Bro we've been through hell and back...
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
We certainly have love but tell me dear.....do you ever think about retiring....nevermore robbing banks again just living a quiet life.....
NebulaRider
Sometimes. Maybe after we hit 1m, y'know?
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Agreed! I've made my fair share of money so far, I am very close to hitting 1M and it feels so good. Can you believe I am only 14 years old!?!??
NebulaRider
You're a child?? Damn... Parents must've been poor.
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
That they were, people always say money doesn't grow on trees but boy they were wrong because they grew on mine heheheh
NebulaRider
I'll be sure to visit your folks one day, give 'em a gift.
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Just stay away from them apparently they don't like people going around their child heheh heheh, so Partner let's get back at it lets rob some casinos!
NebulaRider
Wanna head to Vegas or perhaps Atlantic City? What's your pick?
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Hmmm I will go with Las Vegas where the bright lights shine and there is plenty of gamblers to rob!
NebulaRider
Alrighty then, just make sure to bring your "lucky charm" with ya. Hehehe.
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
I always do partner, now follow me my little angel I am going to teach you how to gamble like a pro and steal from everyone!
NebulaRider
And if they have tables with no players?
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
If there are no players then we simply wait for them to arrive! Or if we feel no one will come we rob the slot machines while no one is looking heheh heh
NebulaRider
Ah, another classic method... By the way, this whole heist could take an hour max. If successful we would be 500k richer.
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Mhm, now I have a plan, first we get in by dressing as janitors, we sneak down into the basement where all the servers are then we hack into their mainframe and steal all of their money!
NebulaRider
Janitors indeed, good choice. Gotta love those Casino employees these days, always hiring random peopl-
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Don't finish your sentence dear, we can't jinx ourselves we must stay positive that nothing bad happens, dear Janitors we shall be
NebulaRider
Okok.. Now how are we planning to "hack" into their mainframe?
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Well partner since you asked such a good question I have an answer worthy of you, we hack into their system by finding a security guard and forcing him to let us into their mainframe! Easy right?
NebulaRider
This reminds me of Zero Trust by Kevin Mitnick. Speaking of that guy, doesn't his book hint the location of a huge cash stash or something?
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Dear we can talk more about Kevin Mitnick when we retire from all of this and live happily on a beach somewhere with lots of rum and women, but anyways, yes you are correct he talks about a huge cash stash and it just so happens to be located at the exact casino we are about to rob heheh
NebulaRider
Hell yeah!!
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
So I guess we have ourselfs a plan, now lets go my partner and retire rich!
NebulaRider
Aye matey! Let's stick up thumby and yeet thos masiva buttons!
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Yayyy!!! Let's begin my dearest partner I am so excited to retire rich!
NebulaRider
1 month later. Our original plan was successful. We enjoyed a nice vacation in St. Barts, but i gotta admit it got kinda boring.
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
I know right partner there is only so much fun you can have on a private beach drinking expensive alcohol and eating caviar, what do you say we start one last heist for fun.
NebulaRider
Yeah that sounds good... Hmm, could you give me some casino chips beforehand? Idk why, but I feel like I might wanna gamble a lil. Hehehe.
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Sure partner here are 2k casino chips just incase you wanna gamble heheh, so partner where to??
NebulaRider
Macau please! Those Mainland Chinese punters toss around literal Hilsha.
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Ahh you know I love Macau, so many casinos filled with rich mainland Chinese, we'll be stealing big time!
NebulaRider
Upon arriving Macau, we took a moment to admire the breathtaking views of the Lotus Bridge
Mary Saotome
AI roleplay episode
Wow partner that bridge is so beautiful I am filled with excitement now let's go steal rich!
