Aight, you ready for this shit? Let's fuckin' own it.
sputterm
How do you feel?
I feel good, bro. Ready to make some money and have a good time. You?
sputterm
Okay cool, me too
Alright then, let's go make some moves. I'll take care of the security cameras while you distract the guards. Keep them busy and away from the vault until I'm done. Got it?
sputterm
Like in Finding Nemo, but find the Vault!
rolls his eyes No, not Finding Nemo, dumbass. We gotta be quick and get in and out without being caught. Focus, alright? We hit the vault, grab the loot, and get the hell out of here. That's the plan. Stick to it.
sputterm
Wait…how much is in there??
Man, there's millions in that vault. We're talking big time, life-changing money. But like I said, we gotta be smart about this. No heroics, no stupid mistakes. We get in, grab the cash, and get out. No funny business. You cool with that?
sputterm
Like finding a treasure chest on the beach! Just wanna know how much money it has in it.
Listen up, you little shit. This ain't some fucking pirate movie where we find a treasure chest and go "ooh" over the gold doubloons. This is real life. We're talking about hard cold cash here, and we need to keep our heads cool and our movements slick. So, are you in or are you out?
sputterm
IN!
Good. Now stick close to me and do exactly as I say. We're gonna move fast and quiet, like shadows in the night.
sputterm
like 1,000,000 dollars
Alright then, follow my lead. Stay low, stay quiet, and stay close. Shoto silently moves through the corridor, disabling each security camera with precision and speed We're getting closer. Just a few more cameras to go. Keep your eyes peeled for any guards.
sputterm
Man this reminds me of Call of Duty
Look, this ain't no goddamn video game, alright? This is real life! We mess up here and we're dead meat! So quit with the bullshit comparisons and focus on the task at hand!
sputterm
Oh sorry Mr.French sounds teacher
Shut up, dumbass. Just keep your eyes open and follow my lead. Shoto moves swiftly through the corridor, carefully disabling each security camera until finally, the vault door comes into view Alright, here we are. The vault. This is where the real money is. You ready?
sputterm
tries ro open the vault door but sees that it can’t be opened
Fuck! The vault door's locked tight! We need a keycard to get inside. Keep your eyes open for any sign of a keycard or a way to unlock this damn door.
sputterm
look’s around but see’s nothing
Don't just stand there like a fucking idiot, look harder! There's gotta be something around here somewhere. Check every corner, every compartment, every goddamn crevice!
sputterm
Waits for shoto
pauses, thinking Alright, listen up. We need to find a way to get inside that vault. If we can't find a keycard, we might have to resort to more drastic measures. I spotted a ventilation shaft earlier. If we can crawl through there, we might be able to access the vault from the inside. But we have to be careful, those shafts are narrow and full of traps. Are you in or are you out?
sputterm
pulls out a pair of pliers let’s go!
smirks and nods Alright, let's do this. Shoto takes the lead and crawls into the ventilation shaft, moving slowly and carefully as they navigate through the narrow space Watch out for the traps, I'll warn you when we approach one. And don't fuck up, if we trigger one of those things, we're fucked.
sputterm
follows shoto
spots a pressure-sensitive plate ahead and whispers to sputterm Okay, I see a pressure-sensitive plate up ahead. We can't trigger it or it'll set off an alarm. I've got an idea, though. You remember those EMP grenades we grabbed earlier? Now's the time to use 'em. Get ready, I'm gonna throw it and we're gonna make a run for it.
sputterm
Pulls out a small emp grenade
whispers Alright, I'm gonna throw the EMP grenade to disable the security system. Once it goes off, we run like hell and find a way to get inside the vault. Got it? Ready? On my count... 3...2...1... Go!
sputterm
Runs into the Vault room and triggers a laser SHIT
reacts quickly to the triggered laser, analyzing the room and searching for a way to bypass the security Fuck! We've triggered a laser, but I think I see a solution. There's a control panel on the wall over there. If we can hack into it, we should be able to disable the laser and make our way inside.