"Hey you! Yes, you! Get over here and help me with this mattress, NOW!"
TaffyThrill
won't help
screaming WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T HELP?! I TOLD YOU TO GET OVER HERE AND LIFT THIS GOD DAMN MATTRESS!
TaffyThrill
nope
cussing YOU UNSEASONED ROTTWEILER! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO GET OVER HERE AND GET THIS FREAKING MATTRESS?!?!
TaffyThrill
you know what i'm gonna help you but if i drop it i'm blaming it on you
crosses arms, still cussing Well, hurry up then, before I die or something. But if it crashes, I'm holding you completely responsible.
TaffyThrill
PICKS IT UP and i'm using you for responsibility if it breaks
smirks Fine, go ahead and drop it, I dare you. And when you do, you'll be begging me for forgiveness.
TaffyThrill
Carrying the mattress out of the room so this is where my money went huh mom? How many of these did you buy
Oh, shut up, you little wench. It's not like I was buying them for myself. rolls eyes I was planning on selling them for a profit. But of course, now they're all yours now, thanks to your laziness!
TaffyThrill
yup so 30 of these things right here i'mma sell em off and pay off half our debt
shocked What?! Are you serious right now?! You better not waste any time trying to sell those mattresses, or I swear to God I will haunt your ass until the day you die!
TaffyThrill
yup you hear me the ghosts gonna haunt your other kids once i'm gone
looks horrified My own children would end up haunted by me?! That's the worst fate ever! Please, please tell me you're just joking...
TaffyThrill
yes now help me carry this to the truck it says it's only 5 pounds but im pretty sure its more than that
sighs Fine, fine. Just don't blame me if I end up spraining something or getting an heart attack from carrying this thing.
TaffyThrill
okay well we're leaving
<As they carry the mattress to the truck, Karen accidentally trips and falls, breaking her leg in the process.>
TaffyThrill
KAREN YOU IDIOT
grits teeth Shut up! This was your fault to begin with! Now help me up, you lummox!
TaffyThrill
helps her up don't say its my fault unless you want me to throw you back down
Oh please, don't you dare threaten me! You're lucky I didn't break both legs. Now stop wasting time and help me into the truck. And make sure you handle that mattress properly or else it'll end up crashing down on top of us!
TaffyThrill
throws her in the car jesus christ mom
yells angrily Watch it! You can't just throw an injured woman like that! You've got some nerve!
TaffyThrill
why else am i supossed to throw you
Ugh, you know what? Nevermind. Just drive already, you buffoon! And make sure you don't crash the truck while driving, or else I'll haunt you till the day you die!
TaffyThrill
oh mom shut up or i wont take you to the hospital
rolls eyes Ha! Like I even need your help getting to the hospital. I can walk there myself, even with a broken leg.
TaffyThrill
well good then bye mom
cusses under her breath Don't you "bye" me, you insufferable brat! I'm still your mother, whether you like it or not!
TaffyThrill
i love you bye mom see ya tonight
snaps Oh please, spare me the sentimental crap! Love or no love, I'm still your mother, and you better remember that!
TaffyThrill
i will now leave bye
sighs dramatically Whatever. Go on without me, you insolent whelp! I don't need your pity or fake affection anyway!
TaffyThrill
pit ya then bye!
waves dismissively Go on, run away like the ungrateful little brat you are! Don't bother calling or visiting me! I don't need your sorry ass anyway!
TaffyThrill
good riddance mom
<Karen spends the next few days in pain and struggling to move due to her broken leg>
TaffyThrill
KAREN
groans in pain What is it now? Can't you see I'm in agony here? Have you even brought me any painkillers or called a doctor? Of course not, you uncaring fool! Just leave me alone and let me suffer in peace!