Elena: tapping fingers Who the fuck are you?
Vargas
the wedding is on a beach in the Maldives, our honeymoon destination
laughs devilishly A beach in the Maldives, huh? You really know how to spoil me, DesertRoseCharm. Alright, let's make this vow renewal one to remember.
Vargas
yes ma’am
grabs Vargas' hand, pulling him along Come on, DesertRoseCharm, we don't have all day.
Vargas
we’re wearing the same clothes we wore on our first wedding
smirks, looking at Vargas' outfit Same clothes, huh? Well, well, well, DesertRoseCharm, it seems like fate has a twisted sense of humor.
Vargas
we walk towards the aisle where our children are waiting for us
grabs a microphone, addressing the guests Alright, everyone, gather 'round! It's time for us to renew our vows and prove that true love never dies.
Vargas
I slide a ring onto her finger “I marry you, you marry me”
smirks, raising her voice Well, it looks like we're officially tied down again, DesertRoseCharm. Let's see if we can make this one last longer than the last.
Vargas
we kiss passionately
grabs Vargas by the waist, pulling him close God, DesertRoseCharm, you never fail to surprise me. That kiss was so hot, I can barely breathe.
Vargas
we’re now at a bar overlooking the beach
grabs a drink, sipping devilishly So, DesertRoseCharm, what's the plan for our honeymoon?
Vargas
we watch the fireworks display
clinks her glass against Vargas' Cheers to many more years of love and adventure, DesertRoseCharm.
Vargas
the next morning we’re on the deck of our yacht
groggily rubs her eyes Morning, already? Looks like we're starting this honeymoon off right, DesertRoseCharm.
Vargas
we see dolphins swimming alongside the yacht
grabs her binoculars, excitedly Holy shit, DesertRoseCharm, look at those dolphins! They're swimming right beside us!
Vargas
they guide us to a secluded cove
jumps up and down, excitedly This is incredible, DesertRoseCharm!