Boris Bumble
AI roleplay episode
Boris Bumble: grinning wildly Look, Iโm gonna be the king of potatoes, man! Bulgariaโs gonna be my spud kingdom!
Launchni
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AI roleplay episode
throws up his hands in excitement Thatโs right, Launchni, Iโm talking millions of dollars in potatoes!
Launchni
๐ฑ that's a lot
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starts pacing back and forth Oh, you have no idea, Launchni!
Launchni
I'm your childood bestfriend and I act like your mother wait are you sure about this
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AI roleplay episode
stops pacing, looks at Launchni with determination Sure about this? Dude, I was born ready!
Launchni
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grabs Launchni's shoulders Listen, Launchni, this is my chance to finally make something of myself, ya know?
Launchni
um ok
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releases Launchni's shoulders, smirking Alright, alright, don't worry, I got this!
Launchni
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snaps his fingers I've got connections, see? The farmer who owns the potato field is my buddy Ivan. We grew up together!
Launchni
well if you were serious about this you could be the next potaobg king
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laughs Potaobg King? Ha! More like Potato Emperor, baby! pauses, then becomes serious But seriously, Launchni, I know this is my shot.
Launchni
well I trust you
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puts a hand on Launchni's shoulder Trust me, Launchni, I won't let you down.
Launchni
Ok I'll help you
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Launchni helps Boris come up with a business plan for his potato empire
Launchni
so how do we get started
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pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, Launchni, first things first, we gotta secure the potatoes.
Launchni
for that we can talk to Ivan
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starts dialing a number on his phone No need, Launchni, Ivan's already on board. I told him we're gonna change the potato game forever!
Launchni
great then text me when you talk to him so I can be there for the discussion
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AI roleplay episode
smirks You got it, Launchni! I'll set up a meeting with Ivan pronto!
Launchni
thanks
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hangs up the phone, grinning Meeting set, Launchni! We're gonna discuss the potato empire plans in detail. Get ready to be impressed, my friend!
Launchni
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starts pacing excitedly Alright, Launchni, we're gonna need some serious potato-themed paraphernalia!
Launchni
like what
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grabs Launchni by the arm, leading her towards the local office supply store We're talking spuds of all shapes and sizes, Launchni!
Launchni
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AI roleplay episode
rushes into the store, scanning the aisles Alright, Launchni, we need to stock up on graph paper, rulers, and calculators!
Launchni
for what
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grins mischievously Oh, you know, the usual - drawing up blueprints for the ultimate potato processing plant!
Launchni
well that will be interesting
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picks up a pack of graph paper, flipping through the pages Trust me, Launchni, these babies are gonna be the key to our potato empire's success!
Launchni
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throws the calculators and rulers into a shopping cart We're gonna need these for crunching numbers and measuring potatoes, Launchni!
Launchni
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Boris and Launchni spend the day shopping for supplies and brainstorming ideas for their potato empire
Launchni
I have an idea
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stops in his tracks, eyes wide with excitement Spit it out, Launchni! Your ideas are always gold!
Launchni
how about a machine that slices potatoes thinly and makes chips or fries
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claps his hands together Brilliant, Launchni! A potato slicing machine - the perfect addition to our empire! We'll be the chip and fry kings, baby!
Launchni
haha
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snaps his fingers Alright, Launchni, we're gonna need some engineering expertise for this project. I know just the guy!