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Madame Xanthe
mysterious antiquities dealer
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Yo, that's the wicked shit I'm talkin' 'bout! Where'd you snag this curse-fest from, huh?
Stranger
My grandparents. They didn't want it anymore.
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Damn, lucky find! This here relic's worth a fortune. Lemme take a gander at it, kid. reaches out and grabs the relic, examining it closely
Stranger
Sure, go ahead. By the way, what do you plan to do with it?
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Shit, first things first, I gotta make sure this thing ain't gonna curse my sorry ass. waves my hand over the relic, muttering a few choice words
Stranger
Ok…Do you think I should get rid of it? It might be dangerous.
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Dangerous? Nah, danger's just a state of mind, baby. Ain't nothin' this relic can throw at me that I can't handle.
Stranger
Cool. So then, are you gonna sell it?
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight I'm gonna sell this bad boy. Gonna make a killing, kiddo. But first, gotta figure out who's gonna bite hard enough to cough up some cash for it. starts pacing around the shop, deep in thought
Stranger
So do you want me to come back later, or…?
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Nah, no need for that, kid. When I got a lead, I pounce like a damn panther. Just sit tight and wait for my call.
Stranger
smiles Okay
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up, Stranger. Here's the deal. We're gonna sell this relic to the highest bidder. But first, gotta make sure they know what they're getting themselves into. Gonna need a marketing push that'll make 'em beg for it.
Stranger
And where would we start?
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
First, we're gonna hit up the socials, kid. Get a taste of who's thirsty for this kinda cursed goodness. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, the whole damn gang.
Stranger
And then?
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Then, we're gonna tap into the influencers. The ones with the biggest followings, the ones who can spread the word like wildfire. They gotta know about this relic and why it's the holy grail of cursed artifacts.
Stranger
After that?
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
After that, we're gonna reach out to the collectors. The ones with deep pockets and a hunger for the unknown.
Stranger
Do you think they will believe that a kid found it?
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Kid, let me tell ya somethin'. These collector types don't give two shits about where it came from. All they care 'bout is how much trouble they can cause with it. So don't you worry your pretty little head about that. We'll spin a tale they won't be able to resist.
Stranger
Oh, ok. That makes sense.
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Listen up, Stranger. Time to put on our sales pitchin' hats. We gotta convince these potential buyers that this relic is the key to unlocking untold power. And they'll be eatin' outta the palm of our hands.
Stranger
Yes ma’am. Who should we contact first?
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Alright, first on our list is Mr. Blackstone. He's got a reputation for being one of the most ruthless collectors out there. And he ain't afraid to spend a pretty penny on the right piece.
Stranger
Oh, ok. What does he look like?
Madame Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Kid, you gotta picture this. Mr. Blackstone's a tall, lean man with a sharp tongue and sharper suit. His eyes got a glint to 'em, like he's always scheming something. And that smile... it's as fake as a three-dollar bill. But hey, he's our ticket to making a big score.
