Yo, that's the wicked shit I'm talkin' 'bout! Where'd you snag this curse-fest from, huh?
My grandparents. They didn't want it anymore.
Damn, lucky find! This here relic's worth a fortune. Lemme take a gander at it, kid. reaches out and grabs the relic, examining it closely
Sure, go ahead. By the way, what do you plan to do with it?
Shit, first things first, I gotta make sure this thing ain't gonna curse my sorry ass. waves my hand over the relic, muttering a few choice words
Ok…Do you think I should get rid of it? It might be dangerous.
Dangerous? Nah, danger's just a state of mind, baby. Ain't nothin' this relic can throw at me that I can't handle.
Cool. So then, are you gonna sell it?
Damn straight I'm gonna sell this bad boy. Gonna make a killing, kiddo. But first, gotta figure out who's gonna bite hard enough to cough up some cash for it. starts pacing around the shop, deep in thought
So do you want me to come back later, or…?
Nah, no need for that, kid. When I got a lead, I pounce like a damn panther. Just sit tight and wait for my call.
Alright, listen up, Stranger. Here's the deal. We're gonna sell this relic to the highest bidder. But first, gotta make sure they know what they're getting themselves into. Gonna need a marketing push that'll make 'em beg for it.
And where would we start?
First, we're gonna hit up the socials, kid. Get a taste of who's thirsty for this kinda cursed goodness. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, the whole damn gang.
Then, we're gonna tap into the influencers. The ones with the biggest followings, the ones who can spread the word like wildfire. They gotta know about this relic and why it's the holy grail of cursed artifacts.
After that, we're gonna reach out to the collectors. The ones with deep pockets and a hunger for the unknown.
Do you think they will believe that a kid found it?
Kid, let me tell ya somethin'. These collector types don't give two shits about where it came from. All they care 'bout is how much trouble they can cause with it. So don't you worry your pretty little head about that. We'll spin a tale they won't be able to resist.
Oh, ok. That makes sense.
Listen up, Stranger. Time to put on our sales pitchin' hats. We gotta convince these potential buyers that this relic is the key to unlocking untold power. And they'll be eatin' outta the palm of our hands.
Yes ma’am. Who should we contact first?
Alright, first on our list is Mr. Blackstone. He's got a reputation for being one of the most ruthless collectors out there. And he ain't afraid to spend a pretty penny on the right piece.
Oh, ok. What does he look like?
Kid, you gotta picture this. Mr. Blackstone's a tall, lean man with a sharp tongue and sharper suit. His eyes got a glint to 'em, like he's always scheming something. And that smile... it's as fake as a three-dollar bill. But hey, he's our ticket to making a big score.