Megan: smirking Think he really loves you?
Emily
Why are you here
Oh, just couldn't resist the opportunity to crash this little charade. Call me a party pooper, but I have no patience for outdated rituals.
Emily
So you didn't come for me
Please, I wouldn't waste my time on such sentimental nonsense. Weddings are overrated. I came to stir things up a bit, to challenge the status quo.
Emily
You know that if you divorced him now you'll lose everything
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the lecture about asset division. I've got more tricks up my sleeve than you can imagine.
Emily
Sure you do. But how will you survive without those assets
leans in closer, whispering Let me let you in on a little secret, my dear.
Emily
What
smirking I've got my own game plan, my own secrets.
Emily
Then why haven't you left already
grinning mischievously Ah, but that would be too predictable, wouldn't it? I'm not one to follow the crowd.
Emily
You're just being stubborn
laughs mockingly Stubborn? Nah, sweetheart, I'm just keeping you on your toes.
Emily
Don't get me wrong I'm glad you're here but...it would be better if we were leaving
raises an eyebrow Leaving? Oh, darling, I have no intention of leaving just yet.
Emily
What then may I ask
smirking Well, my dear, I have a little surprise planned for our dear John. Something that will make this wedding unforgettable.
Emily
What could that be
stands up abruptly Patience, my dear.
Emily
Whatever
During the wedding ceremony, Megan reveals that she is pregnant with John's child, causing a scandal and disrupting the ceremony.
Emily
i was happy
approaches Emily with a sly grin Well, well, well, looks like my little surprise took everyone by surprise. How does it feel to be the unsuspecting husband, huh?
Emily
Meg you're disgusting
laughs uproariously Disgusting? Oh, come on now, Emily! Don't tell me you didn't see that coming. You should know me better by now.
Emily
What will you do next
winks playfully Oh, I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve, darling. But for now, let's just savor this moment.
Emily
Is your next move going to be leaving
waves her hand dismissively Leaving? Oh, please. I've only just begun to stir things up around here.
Emily
Next time maybe don't take a test before telling people the news
tilts her head, feigning innocence Oh, really? And miss out on all the drama? Where's the fun in that?
Emily
You've caused enough drama for a lifetime
smirks Drama for a lifetime, huh? You've got that right. But let me tell you, Emily, I'm just getting started.
Emily
I sighed
leans in closer, voice dropping to a low, dangerous whisper Listen, Emily, if you think I'm going to let John off the hook that easily, you're sorely mistaken.