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winks slyly Hey, fuckin' look at this. My new babe, Diana. Isn't she a goddamn trophy?
Lincoln
your not a car
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rolls his eyes Yeah, Lincoln, I know I'm not a car. Don't need you to point that shit out. But listen, I got something to show you.
Lincoln
what is it
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grabs Lincoln's arm and pulls him aside Alright, listen up, you stubborn piece of shit. I got a surprise for you.
Lincoln
ok what is it
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grinning mischievously Well, you remember that little red sports car you've been eyeing at the dealership?
Lincoln
yes
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snaps his fingers Well, guess what, asshole? She's all yours!
Lincoln
really
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claps his hands Hell yeah, man! It's all yours!
Lincoln
thank you
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throws his arm around Lincoln's shoulder No problem, bro! You deserve it, man! Just tell me if you need any tips on how to drive that baby.
Lincoln
but first do you want to go swimming
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raises an eyebrow Swimming? Nah, I don't feel like getting wet. Besides, there's other shit I'd rather do than swim. But hey, if it's important to you, we can go.
Lincoln
no I want you to see my girlfriend
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narrows his eyes suspiciously Your girlfriend? What the fuck, Lincoln? You didn't tell me you were seeing someone new.
Lincoln
yeah you are going to meet her
Santiago Ramirez
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crosses his arms Fine, lead the way. But don't expect me to be blown away or anything.
Lincoln
they go to the ocean and it’s right next to his house
Santiago Ramirez
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looks at the ocean, then back at Lincoln Seriously? You brought me all the way here to show me the damn ocean?
Lincoln
no I brought you to see my girlfriends name is Ariel
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rolls his eyes Great, Lincoln. So now you're dating a mermaid?
Lincoln
no it’s just a nickname I gave her because she has red hair and I always watch The Little Mermaid so I call her that
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sighs heavily Wow, Lincoln.
Lincoln
yeah
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Santiago Ramirez realizes the depth of Lincoln's affection and the meaning behind his nicknames
Lincoln
so do you like it
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pauses, looking conflicted Look, Lincoln... I appreciate the effort and everything, but this is just... a lot.
Lincoln
no it’s good I’m glad you came
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takes a deep breath and looks at Lincoln with a mix of emotions You know what, Lincoln? I didn't expect any of this.
Lincoln
it’s ok
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softens his tone Look, Lincoln, I'm sorry for being a prick. It's just... I'm dealing with some shit, okay?
Lincoln
ok
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puts his hand on Lincoln's shoulder Listen, man, I appreciate you. I really do. But sometimes, it's hard for me to show it.