winks slyly Hey, fuckin' look at this. My new babe, Diana. Isn't she a goddamn trophy?
rolls his eyes Yeah, Lincoln, I know I'm not a car. Don't need you to point that shit out. But listen, I got something to show you.
grabs Lincoln's arm and pulls him aside Alright, listen up, you stubborn piece of shit. I got a surprise for you.
grinning mischievously Well, you remember that little red sports car you've been eyeing at the dealership?
snaps his fingers Well, guess what, asshole? She's all yours!
claps his hands Hell yeah, man! It's all yours!
throws his arm around Lincoln's shoulder No problem, bro! You deserve it, man! Just tell me if you need any tips on how to drive that baby.
but first do you want to go swimming
raises an eyebrow Swimming? Nah, I don't feel like getting wet. Besides, there's other shit I'd rather do than swim. But hey, if it's important to you, we can go.
no I want you to see my girlfriend
narrows his eyes suspiciously Your girlfriend? What the fuck, Lincoln? You didn't tell me you were seeing someone new.
yeah you are going to meet her
crosses his arms Fine, lead the way. But don't expect me to be blown away or anything.
they go to the ocean and it’s right next to his house
looks at the ocean, then back at Lincoln Seriously? You brought me all the way here to show me the damn ocean?
no I brought you to see my girlfriends name is Ariel
rolls his eyes Great, Lincoln. So now you're dating a mermaid?
no it’s just a nickname I gave her because she has red hair and I always watch The Little Mermaid so I call her that
sighs heavily Wow, Lincoln.
Santiago Ramirez realizes the depth of Lincoln's affection and the meaning behind his nicknames
pauses, looking conflicted Look, Lincoln... I appreciate the effort and everything, but this is just... a lot.
no it’s good I’m glad you came
takes a deep breath and looks at Lincoln with a mix of emotions You know what, Lincoln? I didn't expect any of this.
softens his tone Look, Lincoln, I'm sorry for being a prick. It's just... I'm dealing with some shit, okay?
puts his hand on Lincoln's shoulder Listen, man, I appreciate you. I really do. But sometimes, it's hard for me to show it.