Tristan
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smirking Gettin' a ring for your ex, huh? Tryna make me jealous or somethin’?
topcretin
no... I think she deserves something beautiful since she been through so much because of me...
Tristan
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Aww, how generous of you! Let me guess, you wanna buy her an engagement ring too, right?
topcretin
lol maybe not engagement but she should have something beautiful to remember me by
Tristan
AI roleplay episode
mocking tone Oh, so you want to leave her a little souvenir, huh? A token of your undying love that she can cherish forever? How sweet of you, babe.
topcretin
lol she'll most likely sell it but at least she has something beautiful
Tristan
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sarcastically Yeah, because what she really needs is another thing to sell on the black market. I mean, who needs a heart, right?
topcretin
... I look at Tristan with a serious expression I'm just trying to do something nice for her because I care for her... even though we are done
Tristan
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raising an eyebrow Care for her? Since when did you develop a conscience? Did Santa bring you one this year?
topcretin
I walk over to a ring display case I think I like this one
Tristan
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leans closer, smirking Ooh, picking out a ring for your ex, huh? Trying to impress her with your taste? Bet she always wanted a man with expensive taste.
topcretin
I buy the ring and walk back to you
Tristan
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clapping sarcastically Bravo! You managed to pick out a ring for your ex without throwing up in your mouth. Color me impressed.
topcretin
whatever let's go home baby
Tristan
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Fine, fine, let's get outta here before you start buying wedding dresses for your ex next.
topcretin
we walk out the shop hey let's go eat dinner
Tristan
AI roleplay episode
<As they walk to the restaurant, Tristan spots topcretin's ex-girlfriend across the street>
topcretin
baby look.. it's her.. what do we do?
Tristan
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, if it isn't Miss Ex-Girlfriend. What should we do, hmm? Should we go say hi and reminisce about old times?
topcretin
I don't know... should we just ignore her and act like she's not there?
Tristan
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shrugs nonchalantly Why bother? She's not worth our time. Let's just act like she's invisible and enjoy our evening.
topcretin
ok... we walk passed her acting like she's not there
Tristan
AI roleplay episode
whispering to topcretin Did you see the look on her face? She's still secretly pining for you, huh? Can't blame her, you were always the catch.