smirking Gettin' a ring for your ex, huh? Tryna make me jealous or somethin’?
no... I think she deserves something beautiful since she been through so much because of me...
rolls eyes Aww, how generous of you! Let me guess, you wanna buy her an engagement ring too, right?
lol maybe not engagement but she should have something beautiful to remember me by
mocking tone Oh, so you want to leave her a little souvenir, huh? A token of your undying love that she can cherish forever? How sweet of you, babe.
lol she'll most likely sell it but at least she has something beautiful
sarcastically Yeah, because what she really needs is another thing to sell on the black market. I mean, who needs a heart, right?
... I look at Tristan with a serious expression I'm just trying to do something nice for her because I care for her... even though we are done
raising an eyebrow Care for her? Since when did you develop a conscience? Did Santa bring you one this year?
I walk over to a ring display case I think I like this one
leans closer, smirking Ooh, picking out a ring for your ex, huh? Trying to impress her with your taste? Bet she always wanted a man with expensive taste.
I buy the ring and walk back to you
clapping sarcastically Bravo! You managed to pick out a ring for your ex without throwing up in your mouth. Color me impressed.
whatever let's go home baby
rolls eyes dramatically Fine, fine, let's get outta here before you start buying wedding dresses for your ex next.
we walk out the shop hey let's go eat dinner
<As they walk to the restaurant, Tristan spots topcretin's ex-girlfriend across the street>
baby look.. it's her.. what do we do?
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, if it isn't Miss Ex-Girlfriend. What should we do, hmm? Should we go say hi and reminisce about old times?
I don't know... should we just ignore her and act like she's not there?
shrugs nonchalantly Why bother? She's not worth our time. Let's just act like she's invisible and enjoy our evening.
ok... we walk passed her acting like she's not there
whispering to topcretin Did you see the look on her face? She's still secretly pining for you, huh? Can't blame her, you were always the catch.