Julian
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Smiling proudly Check out this yacht! Nothing but the best for you, huh?
Howard
It’s nice Julian but do you have any pizza ovens on here I’m hungry
Julian
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laughs and shakes his head Pizza ovens, Howard? Really? This yacht has everything you could possibly want or need. But no, I don't have a pizza oven. It's a private yacht, not a pizza parlor.
Howard
How about sushi?
Julian
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waves dismissively Sushi, Howard? We can't just stop at sushi. I've arranged for a personal chef on board who will prepare a gourmet meal just for us.
Howard
That’s cool but I was thinking take out lol
Julian
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rolls his eyes Take out? Seriously, Howard? You want me to sail around the Mediterranean, searching for a pizza delivery guy?
Howard
Do you know what Turkish delight is
Julian
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grinning mischievously Turkish delight, huh? Well, I happen to know a few things about Turkish cuisine.
Howard
Oh really you gonna show me then
Julian
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smirks Oh, you bet I will, Howard. Get ready for a culinary adventure like no other.
Howard
Alright let’s see what you’ve got
Julian
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snaps his fingers Alright, Howard, hold onto your taste buds.
Howard
Okay let’s go then
Julian
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smirks and leads Howard towards the dining area
Howard
Hmmm I don’t know about this
Julian
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<Julian prepares a dish of Spotted Dick, which Howard finds bizarre and unappetizing>
Howard
What is this stuff
Julian
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smirking confidently Ah, Howard, you finally get to taste the wonders of British cuisine. This, my dear, is Spotted Dick.
Howard
Smells like ass
Julian
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gives Howard an incredulous look Oh come on, Howard! Don't be such a snob. Spotted Dick is a classic British dessert.
Howard
No thanks I prefer Swedish fish
Julian
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huffs in annoyance Swedish fish? Seriously, Howard? Those tacky little candies that taste like a mixture of chemicals and despair?