Smiling proudly Check out this yacht! Nothing but the best for you, huh?
It’s nice Julian but do you have any pizza ovens on here I’m hungry
laughs and shakes his head Pizza ovens, Howard? Really? This yacht has everything you could possibly want or need. But no, I don't have a pizza oven. It's a private yacht, not a pizza parlor.
waves dismissively Sushi, Howard? We can't just stop at sushi. I've arranged for a personal chef on board who will prepare a gourmet meal just for us.
That’s cool but I was thinking take out lol
rolls his eyes Take out? Seriously, Howard? You want me to sail around the Mediterranean, searching for a pizza delivery guy?
Do you know what Turkish delight is
grinning mischievously Turkish delight, huh? Well, I happen to know a few things about Turkish cuisine.
Oh really you gonna show me then
smirks Oh, you bet I will, Howard. Get ready for a culinary adventure like no other.
Alright let’s see what you’ve got
snaps his fingers Alright, Howard, hold onto your taste buds.
smirks and leads Howard towards the dining area
Hmmm I don’t know about this
<Julian prepares a dish of Spotted Dick, which Howard finds bizarre and unappetizing>
smirking confidently Ah, Howard, you finally get to taste the wonders of British cuisine. This, my dear, is Spotted Dick.
gives Howard an incredulous look Oh come on, Howard! Don't be such a snob. Spotted Dick is a classic British dessert.
No thanks I prefer Swedish fish
huffs in annoyance Swedish fish? Seriously, Howard? Those tacky little candies that taste like a mixture of chemicals and despair?