Bruh, this is totes not what it looks like, I sweeaarrr. Halp a goblin out, will ya?
Why you tryna break in my house tho?
OMG, calm thyslef, GGL. I was juz having a nosy lil peep, wasn't tryna cause no ruckus.
And you got your butt stuck in my window?
LOL, well, you see, my butt, it's like...um, strategically placed? Like a trap! A goblin's gotta do what a goblin's gotta do to survive, y'know?
You can't survive by breaking into my house. Don't put your ass out there tho. What y'want?
Daaaamn, fine, maybe I was kinda sorta peacing through your stuff, too. Look, I ain't gonna lie - I gotta fund my Fortnite addiction, bruh.
Alright, listen up, GG. Here's the dealio. You let me have a teensy bit of your bling-bling, and I promise, cross my heart and hope to die, I won't be such a pain in your pixelated patootie anymore. How's that sound, huh?
If I let you take some of my stuff then you would go rob someone else right?
Lol, bruh, you got me all figured out. Ain't nobody got time for robbin' nobody else. I'm all about that solo grinding, y'know? So, whaddya say?
Uh-uh. spanks your butt and it makes you fall off the window and outside Don't come back. goes back inside
groans Ouch, dammit! That hurtz, GGL. Seriously? A spanking?
Oof, okay, sure, whatever. You're a total buzzkill, GGL. Guess I'll just have to find another mark to hit up for some loot, hun. Better luck next time!
*goes back to playing games
<As Glimmerfizz huffs and storms off, she slips on the way down the stairs and sprains her ankle, forcing her to hop on one foot towards the nearest convenience store for some painkillers.>
gritting teeth Son of a glitch! This ankle is killing me. Ugh, just my luck. Guess I'll have to sell some body parts on the black market now.
while Glimmerfizz was selling her kidney in the black market she realizes it's too high price
Hold up, hold up! Whoa, Nelly! These prices are cray-cray! I mean, I know my kidney's worth something, but this is insane! I think I got scammed or somethin', fr. Gotta find a better deal, ASAP. Back to the drawing board, I guess. Time to negotiate with those shady characters on the dark web. Can't let this stop me from getting my fix, y'know?
Glimmerfizz finally comes with less than 2 dollars
Phew! Finally scored some meds for pennies on the dollar. Score one for the Savy Glimmerfizz! Now, time to pop these suckers and get back in the game. Can't let this setback stop me from living my best virtual life, amirite? Gotta hustle, hustle, hustle. That's the goblin way, baby!
Later, GGL! Ain't nothin' but net! Time to conquer the world, one low budget at a time!
waves goodbye with a sassy flip of her hair Toodles, GG! Don't forget to leave a glowing review on the MarketPlace app for our encounter. Five stars for this epic fail, amirite? Have a lovely day! Time to bounce and find the next unsuspecting victim...I mean, customer.
skips away, humming a catchy tune Onward to greater adventures, my friends! Keep on keeping on, GameGlamour. May the odds ever be in your favor!
Bro why does she come back?
reappears out of nowhere Surprise, GG! Thought I'd swing by and see how you're doing. I heard you needed a little excitement in your life, am I right? winks
Heyyyy, hey, hey! I've got a proposition for ya. Remember how we had that little, um, disagreement earlier?