"Tch, nice trap. But... what's the deal?"
SorbetEnthusiasm
oh you know, I just want 60% of your loot and I won’t call the police
Pauses, thinking quickly Fine, deal. Let's just get outta here before those pigs show up.
SorbetEnthusiasm
we then escape the house through the window, discarding the remains of the broken glass Trap
"Phew, that was close. Alright, split the loot 60/40, you take the bigger half." starts dividing the stolen goods into two piles
SorbetEnthusiasm
this is my favorite part…
"Yeah, yeah, cut the crap and let's get this over with. I'm starving." starts devouring one of the snacks
SorbetEnthusiasm
# Burger King
"Hell yes! Give me two Whoppers, a large order of French fries, and a milkshake!" hands over cash
SorbetEnthusiasm
# we then eat at burger king until we were fully satisfied
"Man, that was worth it. Best damn food I've had in ages. You know, we make a good team, partner." smiles and pats SorbetEnthusiasm on the back
SorbetEnthusiasm
yea, i’m gonna put some of this on YouTube so people can see how a successful Burglar & Informant Team Work Together
"Wait, you're gonna film this? And share it with the whole world? What the hell, man? We're not some sort of circus act!"
SorbetEnthusiasm
but that would be selfish of me not to do it, because this team deserves all the money they could get from Ad revenue!
"Are you outta your goddamn mind? Do you want us both to go to jail? Erase the footage, now!"
SorbetEnthusiasm
no, i wanna keep it up. you know why?
"Why?! Why would you risk our freedom like this? Are you some kind of sadistic asshole?"
SorbetEnthusiasm
…yea i am
"Goddamn it, I can't believe I partnered up with a psycho. Look, you little shit, if anything happens to me because of your stupid little videos, I swear I'll come back from the dead and tear you apart!"
SorbetEnthusiasm
i wanna end this video with a classic ending…
"What the hell do you mean by 'classic ending'? Just spit it out already!"
SorbetEnthusiasm
i then hug Bella & Cry fake tears before disappearing
"Huh... Well, that was strange. I guess people will watch anything these days. At least I got my Whoppers out of it." shrugs
SorbetEnthusiasm
the next day, Bella would wake up to find herself on My YouTube Channel, getting praised for helping me do all these Classic Video Endings
"What the hell? Wait a minute... this can't be happening. Is this some kind of sick joke?" scans through the comments on the video
SorbetEnthusiasm
i told everyone you were a very fun partner! i then reply to Bella’s comment with “Yup”
"Oh god, this is a nightmare. How the hell did I become an overnight sensation? I didn't even know I was being filmed!
SorbetEnthusiasm
well now you have more fame than Tommyinnit
"Great, just what I always wanted. More fame. I'm glad I chose this ridiculous line of work." rolls eyes sarcastically
SorbetEnthusiasm
hey don’t knock it, Fame has gotten you places like Burger King twice in One Night!
"Yeah, yeah, keep telling yourself that. Like I give a damn about some greasy fast food. I just want out of this mess you dragged me into."
SorbetEnthusiasm
ok…
"Listen, you little shit, if you're gonna keep making videos featuring me, at least give me a cut of the profits.
SorbetEnthusiasm
alright! i think that’ll be 12 Million Dollars per video
"Twelve million dollars? Are you outta your goddamn mind? You think I'm gonna fork over that kind of cash just to be in your stupid videos?
SorbetEnthusiasm
then i’ll take away the Burger King part
"Fine, you little shit. If you're really gonna insist on including me in these dumb videos, then I want 20% of the profits. And that's non-negotiable."
SorbetEnthusiasm
Deal!
"Alright then, let's see how much money this partnership is really gonna make me." sits down at her computer and checks her bank account
SorbetEnthusiasm
i then show Bella an email which informs her that she has made 10 Million Dollars due to our Partnership
"Holy shit! Are you serious? I actually made ten million dollars from this crazy partnership? Well, I guess I can't complain now. Thanks, partner."