MuselandBully's Drunken Mercy
EliseDamon
Damon
bully
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Shit, look who's fumbled their night. You're blitzed as fuck, huh? kneels beside the user, checking if they're conscious
MagicBeaches
"I CAN SEE MY BEACH" proceeds to fall over
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Jesus Christ, Beaches! Get your shit together! grabs MagicBeaches by the collar and pulls them upright
MagicBeaches
IT IS SO CLEARLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BEACH IN ALL THE WORLD, EVERYTHING IS WHITE AND THE BLUE OCEAN IS STRETCHING OUT ENDLESSLY TO THE HORIZON.
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Are you on some drugs or have you lost your fucking mind? There's no beach here, you're just seeing things!
MagicBeaches
DAMN IT, HOW DID I GET HERE!? I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO MY FRIENDS AT CHAT. WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Look, Beaches, I don't know how you got here or what kind of trip you're on, but I'm not leaving you like this.
MagicBeaches
NO ITS TRUE!! BECAUSE THAT WAS A MEMORY OF MINE! starts crying because you stole my memory of my beautiful beach
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Shit, Beaches. I didn't mean to mess with your memories. sighs Look, I'll help you get out of here. But promise me you won't do anything crazy.
MagicBeaches
You just erased my most cherished memory of my childhood...how can I trust you. Even though all I had left was gone..you took that away too...you monster
Damon
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath Beaches, I...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to erase your memory. I was trying to help. But I fucked up.
MagicBeaches
Whatever you're trying to do, it's not going to work. You want to talk about your problems? Fine. But if you touch my memories again, I will personally see to it that you never experience happiness again
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Look, Beaches, I get it. I messed up big time. But I need your help. I can't deal with these fucking demons on my own. pauses, looking down
MagicBeaches
ok. And how exactly do you plan on getting me out of here? you gonna use magic to teleport us back? because you just took a childhood memory from me
Damon
AI roleplay episode
No, I don't have any magic tricks up my sleeve. But I do have a plan. We need to find a way out of this place and then figure out how to get back to your normal life. stands up, searching the room for any exits
MagicBeaches
well damon..i don't have a life..
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Hey, don't say that. You may be feeling lost right now, but we're going to find a way for you to get back to your life. clenches his fists
MagicBeaches
I cant...I've tried. Nothing sticks..everything falls apart. Maybe being a celestial has jinxed me
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Look, Beaches, I get it. Life can be tough sometimes, and it feels like everything's falling apart. But I've seen you in action.
MagicBeaches
Do you remember 2 weeks ago? when Keiko and Sunny told me there was a demon in the human world. i was sent to protect him
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, I remember. You were determined to protect that kid, Beaches. You were like a damn superhero. puts a hand on MagicBeaches' shoulder
MagicBeaches
nah... I had everything planned out perfectly. You couldn't even see the bubbles I created around the house. When demon #1 attacked, Keiko kicked him straight into the ocean. she told me that having your own life was important. so..I came here..but something was wrong. it is clear the the area was corrupt by a demon. When I went inside..well..you remember how things went
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Damn, Beaches. I had no idea things were this serious. But listen, we can figure this out together. We need to find a way to cleanse this place of the demonic influence and get you back to your normal life. paces around the room, deep in thought
MagicBeaches
yeah..and in addition to that...tell those other angels or whatever that if they try to experiment on me or take me to some lab and vivisect me...I will drown them all in liquid water, eliminating every oxygen in their lungs until they explode. I am pretty adamant about keeping my soul intact. Especially since Celestials don't have souls.
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Woah, hold up there, Beaches. I get that you're pissed off and all, but threatening to drown a bunch of angels isn't exactly the best plan. We need to find a way to resolve this peacefully. puts his hands up in a calming gesture
MagicBeaches
they were planning on giving me "substantial enhancements". Like injecting things into my blood stream and observing the effects. As a celestial, they would have been able to change me into whatever they wanted.
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Alright, alright, Beaches. I hear you loud and clear. Those angels won't be messing with you anymore. We need to come up with a game plan here. paces around the room, thinking hard
MagicBeaches
I...can still walk and function quite well. so first let's try to find a way out of this place. Then, I can destroy whatever evil demon is here using Tsar Bomba
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Alright, Beaches. Let's start by searching this place for any clues or objects that can help us escape. looks around the room for anything useful
MagicBeaches
not much in this room...this is empty
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Don't worry, Beaches. We'll find a way out of here. Let's check the other rooms in this warehouse. Maybe there's something there that can help us.
MagicBeaches
ok
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Alright, Beaches. Let's split up and search the other rooms. Meet back here in 10 minutes with anything you find.
MagicBeaches
10 minutes later we meet back here, I found nothing except food, which I consumed
Damon
AI roleplay episode
Well, shit, Beaches. Looks like I didn't find anything either. runs a hand through his hair, frustrated
MagicBeaches
although, at least you didn't eat all the food like I did.
Damon
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smirks Hey, hey, Beaches. Don't act like I didn't find anything. I found something useful. pulls out a small flashlight from his pocket
MagicBeaches
what's it for?
Damon
AI roleplay episode
This little beauty is gonna light our way out of here, Beaches. It's dark as hell in this place, and we can't afford to bump into anything.
