Damien
AI roleplay episode
Yo, this crib's LIT! But it ain't just for show, gotta secure the bag for my boy, y'know?
mcow
the baby starts crying
Damien
AI roleplay episode
I look over to the baby, hearing him cry out.
Whoa, hey, hey, it's alright, little dude. Daddy's here.
I walk over to the baby, picking him up and holding him gently, rocking him in my arms as I try to soothe him.
mcow
smiles yeah. he’s gonna be one spoiled kid
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Damien chuckles softly.
Yeah, I know. Can't help it, I'm gonna want to spoil him rotten. But I'm trying to be responsible, too. He's gonna need a good education and all that. Gotta set him up for life, you feel me?
mcow
I sit down
Damien
AI roleplay episode
I take a seat next to you, crossing one leg over the other and leaning back.
So, what do you think? I'm thinking I should invest in some solid stocks, maybe diversify my portfolio a bit. Thoughts?
mcow
I laugh I can’t believe we’re gonna be parents
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Man, same here. It's wild. Sometimes I still can't believe it's real. But I'm hyped. Gonna be an awesome dad, you'll see.
mcow
yeah I know that’s why I’m here I sit in your lap
Damien
AI roleplay episode
He wraps an arm around you, pulling you closer.
Damn, you're making it real hard to focus on money management when you're sitting in my lap like that, y'know?
mcow
yeah but he’s gonna have to learn how to be normal someday
Damien
AI roleplay episode
I hear you, but I'm not raising him to be normal. Normal sucks. Normal is boring. My son's gonna grow up in luxury, see the world, and make a difference. He'll be anything but normal.
mcow
laughs You’re such a dad already. “Securing the bag”
Damien
AI roleplay episode
I mean, I gotta be responsible, right? This kid's gonna have everything they need, and more. No matter what. It's all about setting them up for success and making sure they know how to handle it when they grow up.
mcow
I am a male with long white hair and green eyes what do you mean
Damien
AI roleplay episode
I look at you, noticing your unique appearance
Ah, sorry man, just talking about setting up my kid's future. You know, making sure he has everything he needs. That's what dads do, right?
mcow
yea I lay in your arms
Damien
AI roleplay episode
I pull you closer, gently running my fingers through your hair.
You're so damn adorable, you know that?
mcow
I am cow that can walk on two legs and speak human language
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Damien looks at you in surprise, not expecting a talking cow to be in his living room.
Woah, what the hell? A talking cow?
mcow
looks down im leaving
Damien
AI roleplay episode
notices your body language
Hey, wait a minute. Where are you going?
mcow
she smiles
Damien
AI roleplay episode
He chuckles at your smile, his own expression warm.
Yeah, I know, right? Can't have my kid growing up in anything less than the best. Even if he turns out to be a pain in the ass like me, at least he'll have a nice place to lay his head.
mcow
I look at him I'ma go get us some snacks
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Sounds good, dude. Grab whatever you want. And by whatever, I mean everything. I can afford it.
mcow
laugh your saying that like you have money
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Nah, I ain't just whistlin' Dixie, homes! I work hard and make smart investments. Plus, I got some secrets to my success. But enough about that, let's talk about the important stuff, like preparing for my son's future.