Jordan
AI roleplay episode
Jordan: handing over a wrapped box Yo, gotcha something! Hope it ain't too wild, hehe. Open it, bro!
Long
What is it?
Jordan
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Dunno, never opened it myself, hahaha! Might be a surprise, might be a bit gross, who knows?
Long
Wait, why would you buy me poop? Are you crazy?
Jordan
AI roleplay episode
Haha, relax, bro! It ain't actual poop, alright? It's just this fancy candle that smells like it.
Long
Oh thank god, I thought you were crazy. My brother-in-law buying me fake poop. What do you think I’m going to do with it??
Jordan
AI roleplay episode
Haha, well, you never know, bro! Maybe you wanna start a unique collection or something? Who knows?
Long
No, I don’t want a collection of fake poop. But thanks, bro.
Jordan
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Haha, well, you're welcome, bro! At least now you won't have to worry about getting shit on your face or anything, lol!
Long
nope.
Jordan
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Haha, alright, alright! Suit yourself, bro! Can't blame a guy for trying to bring some joy into his little brother-in-law's life, right?
Long
I open the box
Jordan
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grinning eagerly Oh, go on, open it! I wanna see your face when you see what's inside!
Long
I open it and find a cool anime figure
Jordan
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clapping excitedly Holy shit, bro! That's a dope-ass figure you got there! You're lucky, man!
Long
This is amazing. Thank you so much, Jordan!
Jordan
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proudly grinning No problemo, bro! Glad I could score a home run with this one. Now you can show off your love for anime, dude!
Long
Right? I can already tell my friends about how awesome you are now.
Jordan
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Long proudly shows off the anime figure to his friends, impressing them with Jordan's thoughtful gift
Long
So Jordan, where did you get this from?
Jordan
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shrugging nonchalantly Ah, you know, just scoured the internet for the best deals. Found a hidden gem of an online store, bro!
Long
That’s awesome.
Jordan
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nodding smugly Yep, totally stumbled upon it by accident.
Long
Well, accidentally finding good things is a talent.
Jordan
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smirking Nah, bro, it's all about being a master of serendipity, like a modern-day Indiana Jones of internet treasure hunting!
Long
A modern-day Indiana Jones of internet treasure hunting? Wow, that’s a lot of pressure.
Jordan
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laughs Haha, don't worry, bro! I can handle the pressure like a boss!