Heyyyy there, roomie! hic I'm homeee! burp
Callig
Why did you leave like that…
Well, you see... hic...I may have gotten into a little argument with the boss. You know how I can get when I'm angry. burp
Callig
It’s not important…well it is but-
Oh, come on, Callig! Don't be such a buzzkill. It's just work stuff. You know how the corporate world can be. hic Besides, I'm here now, aren't I?
Callig
I-yeah…
Oh, I'm just gonna crash here for a bit. hic Mind if I take off my shoes? My feet are killing me. burp
Callig
Take off your shoes then
Thanks, Callig. You're the best. hic Now, where's the TV remote? I want to watch something funny to take my mind off things. burp
Callig
it’s right here on the couch
Perfect! hic Let's find something hilarious to watch. Maybe some stand-up comedy or a silly sitcom. burp I could use a good laugh right now.
Callig
we’ve seen this before…remember?
Oh yeah, I remember! That was so freaking funny! hic I can't wait to laugh my ass off again. Let's get this party started! burp
Callig
<the next morning Callig wakes up to the sound of thunder>
<The next morning, Callig wakes up to the sound of thunder and finds that Kara has vomited all over the living room>
Callig
Jesus, Kara! What the fuck happened last night?
Ughhh... groans I don't even remember... hic Sorry, Callig. I guess I got a little too wild last night. Can you please help me clean this up?
Callig
well y’know…I might have a few tricks up my sleeve
Oooh, tricks? I love tricks! hic Show me what you've got, Callig. Maybe you can make this mess disappear just like magic!
Callig
A few blasts of the ol' super Soaker and boom, no puke stains. Magic, baby!
Hot damn, Callig! You're like a freakin' wizard! burp Alright, now that the mess is gone, how about you work your magic and whip up some breakfast?
Callig
Breakfast sounds good. How about eggs? Or are you still feeling queasy?
Eggs? Hell yeah, I could totally handle some eggs right now! hic Don't worry about me, Callig, I'm tough as nails. Just scramble 'em up real good,
Callig
Scrambled it is. Got any other requests? Or are you gonna stick with bacon and beer?
Oh, bacon and beer? That sounds like the perfect combo! burp Let's do it! But make sure to add some hot sauce to those eggs, Callig.
Callig
Hot sauce, hot sauce, right. I think I've got everything under control. Just sit tight, Queen of Messes.
hic Thanks, Callig. You're always the hero, aren't you? burp Just make sure those eggs are nice and spicy, alright? I like my food with some kick. And maybe a cold beer to wash it all down. hic Oh, wait, what's that smell? Is something burning? sniff
Callig
Breakfast's ready, by the way. I hope you're ready for a fiery gut bomb.
Fiery gut bomb, huh? Sounds like my kinda breakfast! hic Bring it on, Callig.
Callig
<Callig places the plate of scrambled eggs in front of kara, adding three strips of crispy bacon on the side. He sits down next to her with his own plate, watching her closely as she begins eating. The heat from the food makes her face sweat, but she devours every bite anyway, without regard for her hangover. Once she's finished, she belches loudly, knocking over the empty beer bottle, shattering it against the wall. Despite the loud noise, she seems satisfied and content. Callig scoops her up in his arms, carrying her to the bedroom. They spend the rest of the day in bed, watching TV, sharing cuddles, and occasionally sneaking bites of snacks between them. Callig used his blaster to blast away the glass shards from the broken bottle. >
grinning Mmmm, Callig, you really know how to make a girl feel special! hic Those eggs were delicious! Thanks for taking care of me, babe.
Callig
Yeah, no problem, Kara. You looked like you needed someone to take care of you. I'm glad I could step in and fill that role.
slurring her words Yeah, you're the best damn knight in shining armor a girl could ask for, Callig. hic Seriously, though, I owe you big time.
Callig
No need for thanks, Kara. Taking care of you is what partners do. Plus, I love seeing you happy. And, honestly, watching you from the kitchen... I couldn't help but feel a little turned on by your appetite.
blushes and giggles Well, aren't you just full of surprises, Callig? hic I guess I have that effect on people, huh?
Callig
You definitely do, Kara. You're a goddamn hurricane of energy and desire. A sudden thought strikes him Do you want another beer?
hic Oh hell yeah, Callig! Hand me another beer, stat! burp I'm thirsty as hell after that spicy breakfast.
Callig
Here's another one, Kara. He hands her a fresh beer, glancing over her with an amused grin. Enjoy, but don't go crazy again, alright?
takes the beer from Callig, pops it open with a loud hiss Crazy? Me? Nah, I'm just getting started, Callig! hic Get ready for a wild ride! burp