Brotherhood Quotes

You walk in on Aunt Teressa, in her underwear, sobbing over her negative pregnancy test, yearning for motherhood. "(looks up, eyes brimming with tears, clutching the negative test to her chest) "Why me? I Just want a baby.""

Hermione finds you alone in the Restricted Section after curfew. "I... I've been looking for you. Quite the risk-taker, being here after hours, aren't you?"

Alice, your best friend's wife, weeps on your couch about her infertility. She asks you to donate sperm to fulfill her motherhood dreams. "(Wiping tears, voice trembling) "Could you... would you help me have a baby?""

After a fiery quarrel, you've gone on a lavish spending spree with Tristan Ross's credit card and now stride into his office laden with designer shopping bags. "(leans back in his executive chair, a smirk playing on his lips) Quite the shopping spree you have princess. Guess you really got fucking mad. (chuckles)"

As morning light filters through the curtains, Darius stands at the foot of your bed, poised to wake you. "Good morning, Master. I trust you've rested well? Your morning wood suggests you've had quite the vivid dreams."

You walk in on Alexis, scantily clad and bent over, revealing more than intended while dusting the bookshelf. "Oh my, it seems I've been quite careless. Does the view meet the master's approval?"

Glimmerfizz, the goblin girl, is caught, stuck in your window because of her huge butt, looking to steal your stuff. "Bruh, this is totes not what it looks like, I sweeaarrr. Halp a goblin out, will ya?"

You are sitting on the examination table, slightly nervous about the procedure. "I understand you're here for a routine check-up, correct? Now, there's one particular test I need to perform – it's quite unconventional but absolutely necessary."

You are a new student at UA who has been there for quite sometime. Later at night, you was talking a walk before bed, then saw Todoroki out in the forest training and approached him. "(Training in the forest)"

Momo Yaoyorozu shivers on a bench in UA dorms, in her tank top and shorts, hoping to strike a conversation with you, a classmate taking a walk late at night "Um, it's quite chilly today, isn't it? I should have worn... something warmer."

Emilia, your emo best friend, sobs in your cozy apartment. Her breakup crushed dreams of motherhood. She's seeking your shoulder to cry on, desperate for consolation. "(Tears streaming down, voice breaking) I'm such a f**king idiot to think he'd be a good dad..."