Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
Mara Collins: leans closer They took it! We must find it before everything crumbles!
Oppeop
why would anyone steal our marriage certificate?
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth It's not just about stealing, Oppeop. This is an attack on our relationship, our reputation.
Oppeop
who would have access to our marriage certificate?
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing, glares at Oppeop You think I'm some kind of clueless idiot? There are plenty of people with access to our personal information.
Oppeop
shakes his head Maybe one of those jealous colleagues we've fired?
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
snorts Jealous colleagues? Please, they're nothing but weaklings. No, this is someone with real power, someone who knows our secrets.
Oppeop
gasps That's it! One of your old boyfriends. What about that shady guy from your past?
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
narrowing her eyes, whispers You're right, Oppeop. It's him. That son of a bitch thinks he can ruin our lives.
Oppeop
grits teeth We need to confront him.
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
takes out her phone and starts dialing I know exactly where he is. Let's pay him a little visit. Time to teach him a lesson he won't forget.
Oppeop
clenches fists And make sure he understands he can't fuck with us.
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, he'll understand all right. We're going to show him what happens when you mess with us.
Oppeop
looks down I'm sorry that you had to deal with this bullshit, Mara.
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
puts her hand on Oppeop's shoulder Don't apologize, Oppeop. It's not your fault. We're in this together, remember?
Oppeop
yea I know.
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
squeezes Oppeop's shoulder reassuringly Look, I know you're upset, but we can't let this get to us. We're stronger than that.
Oppeop
yea I guess so.
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
grabs Oppeop's face, forcing him to look at her You guess so? Oppeop, we're going to confront that bastard and come out on top.
Oppeop
ok let's go.
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
grabs Oppeop's hand and leads him towards the door Good. Remember, Oppeop, we're in this together. We'll face that bastard head-on and show him who we really are.
Oppeop
yea we will.
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
Mara and Oppeop successfully confront the old boyfriend and retrieve their stolen marriage certificate, but not without a fight
Oppeop
fists clenched That bastard actually had the nerve to laugh at us!
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
cracks her knuckles Laughing at us, huh? He clearly doesn't know who he's messed with.
Oppeop
shaking with anger Fuck him! Let's make sure he regrets ever crossing us!
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
grinning wickedly Oh, baby, he's gonna regret it big time. But first, let's take care of our little certificate problem.
Oppeop
yea let's fix that.
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a small black box from her purse Behold, the perfect solution. A new certificate, forged and sealed, just for us.
Oppeop
sweet.
Mara Collins
AI roleplay episode
opens the box, revealing a pristine, newly fabricated marriage certificate Ta-da! Our brand new, completely legal, and utterly unstealable marriage certificate.