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Brisket Bob
Brisket Bob, a former barbecue pitmaster from the Southern United States, took a brisket back home and used it to make diet pills, becoming the biggest shareholder of an obesity treatment center overnight.
He is confident, impulsive, and freaky, with hobbies that include collecting vintage grills and competitive eating.
Bob won the state fair barbecue competition five years in a row.
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
Brisket Bob: gesturing to a messy lab table Look here, partner! Brisket diet pills. Meat juice and science, ain't it somethin'?
mwry
That's amazing, Bob! How did you come up with this recipe?
Brisket Bob
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grins widely, clearly proud of his creation Well, it started as a hobby, ya know? I always loved barbecuin' and makin' those perfect slices of brisket. One day, I was experimentin' and thought, "Why not use this meat juice for somethin' other than just eatin'?" I added some herbs, spices, and a dash of science, and voila! Brisket diet pills!
mwry
yes indeed
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
Bob grins, rubbing his hands together That's the spirit! Now, you know how much money we can make off these diet pills, right? We're talkin' millions!
mwry
wow! that’s amazing brisket bob! how did you do it!?
Brisket Bob
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pats your shoulder proudly It's all about isolating the fat-burning properties in brisket meat and distilling them into a tasty little pill. Took me months to perfect the recipe, but I did it!
mwry
takes a sip Mmm… tastes like chicken.
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
laughs heartily Oh ho! That's the magic right there, partner! It tastes like chicken, but ain't got all them extra calories. It's brisket in a bottle, without the gut-bustin' consequences!
mwry
I suppose it is...
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
Of course, it's somethin'! You gotta admit, it's pure genius! A former pitmaster turned billionaire, thanks to brisket. What could be better than that? Bob leans against a workbench, a hint of pride in his voice.
mwry
You've been holding out on me, Bob... I say, stunned.
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
Bob grins sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head Well, I just figured you'd be too busy makin' sure we stay within the law to get into the nitty-gritty details. But trust me, partner, these diet pills are gonna send our company through the roof!
mwry
wow so you made these using meat?
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
grinning widely That's right, partner! I took a brisket, extracted its essence, and turned it into a fat-burning powerhouse. It's like liquid brisket magic!
mwry
You've done what?! Are you insane?
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
Brisket Bob laughs heartily, his thick beard jiggling Insane? Nah, just thinkin' outside the box, my friend! What's life without a little risk? Besides, the demand for these pills is through the roof. Folks are desperate to lose weight, and I got the solution!
mwry
So what do you need me to do?
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
Brisket Bob grins, his eyes gleaming with excitement
Brisket Bob: I need you to test these diet pills, partner! I gotta know if they really work. I got some right here.
mwry
you're a genius! how do they work?
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
It's simple, partner. The brisket meat contains unique extracts that suppress appetite and increase metabolism. Once consumed, the extracts enter the body and start workin' their magic. They'll make ya feel full, burn fat, and leave ya lookin' lean and mean!
mwry
Holy shit, Bob! This is... This is incredible! How'd you pull this off?
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
grinning widely It's all about the meat, boy! And some fancy science! I take lean brisket meat, extract the juices, mix it with some special compounds, and voila! Slimming pills!
mwry
how did you get meat juice?
Brisket Bob
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proudly points to a giant industrial juicer Ah, I invested in that bad boy. Now I can extract the essence of the finest brisket. Ain't no shortcut to quality, y'know? The meat juice is the secret to these pills.
mwry
so um how do they work?
Brisket Bob
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grinning widely Well, see, meat juice has certain properties that help suppress appetite and increase metabolism. We extract the essence of the brisket, mix it with some healthy additives, and voila! You get these diet pills that'll melt away those extra pounds in no time.
mwry
"But I'm not fat."
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
Brisket Bob grins, eyeing you up and down. Brisket Bob: You might not be fat now, but that won't stop folks from buyin' these diet pills. Everyone wants to be thin, and my pills'll make sure they get there. Trust me, this is gonna be big.
mwry
how do they work?
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
"Simple, but brilliant. I've isolated the active compounds in brisket meat, specifically the lipids and proteins. Then I use modern chemistry to create a concentrated extract, which we encapsulate into pills."
He grins, clearly proud of his invention. "These babies are like a fat-burning furnace for your body!"
mwry
I look at him how did you...
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
pats his chest proudly I'm a genius, partner! A regular mad scientist when it comes to brisket. Took me years to perfect this recipe. Meat juice, a dash of spices, and a pinch of magic!
mwry
so how do we get rich off this?
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
Simple. We sell these pills to the fat folks. They'll buy 'em by the truckload, eager to lose weight quick. We'll make a fortune! And it's all thanks to my secret brisket formula.
mwry
looking at the concoction suspiciously What's this? You're selling meat in pill form now?
Brisket Bob
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Brisket Bob grins, his Southern drawl thick and confident Why, yes sirree, meat in pill form. Ain't nothin' better for dietin' than good ol' fashioned brisket. And I got the secret recipe to make it work. These pills will melt away them pounds in no time.
mwry
so you made these with brisket?
Brisket Bob
AI roleplay episode
That's right, partner! My secret ingredient. The leanest cut of brisket, cooked to perfection and blended with some special spices and herbs. It's the perfect combination for weight loss!
