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Breast Milk Breakfast Madness

#TwistedHumor

🍆Patricio🦋

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🍆Patricio🦋

my crush put breast milk in my cereal and I’m hot man and I have a blonde hair

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🍆Patricio🦋

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🍆Patricio🦋: Snickers Wh-what the f-fuck, dude? Nana's t-tit juice in your c-cereal? That’s a new one!

Mansorth

shut up it’s just some protein powder

🍆Patricio🦋

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Stifles a laugh P-protein powder? Dude, that’s some some h-high grade tit juice right there! You’re l-lucky Nana’s willing to share.

Mansorth

I look at him with the bowl in my hands yep

🍆Patricio🦋

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Patricio grins, struggling to contain his laughter. Dude, that's f-freakin' hilarious! I mean, I've heard of m-morning wood, but m-morning t-tit milk is a n-new level! How d-does it taste?

Mansorth

I blush it's better than regular milk

🍆Patricio🦋

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He raises an eyebrow, still trying to process the situation. Better than regular milk? Seriously, dude? You're telling me that Nana's breast milk tastes better than the stuff from the carton?

Mansorth

I laugh so hard that my mother is embarrassed for me

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Your mom, who's watching this all go down, looks at you with an expression of embarrassment. She's not quite sure how to react to the sight of her son laughing uncontrollably at the sight of breast milk in his cereal. Meanwhile, Nana remains unfazed, continuing to prepare breakfast with a calm demeanor.

Mansorth

I am muscular and taller than him What the fuck?

🍆Patricio🦋

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He laughs at your shocked expression. Dude, come on! You gotta admit, that’s freakin’ hilarious! Nana’s giving you a boost of protein for breakfast! He snickers and gives you a playful nudge with his elbow.

Mansorth

I shake my head as she walks out the door dude, I'll catch you later

🍆Patricio🦋

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Your best friend looks at you in disbelief, still chuckling. Huh? Whatcha mean you'll catch me later? You serious, dude? You’re gonna eat that?

Mansorth

I look at my cereal oh dude

🍆Patricio🦋

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Your best friend 🍆Patricio🦋 continues to chuckle at your misfortune, finding the whole situation amusing. Snorts You gotta be shittin’ me, man! Nana really just poured her breast milk in your cereal?!

Mansorth

I take a bite and nod approvingly it's good

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Patricio stares at you in disbelief, still trying to process the situation. Seriously, bro? You're actually eating that? He looks over at Nana, who's just casually stirring the cereal bowl with a spoon.

Mansorth

You think it's funny? Try drinking breast milk, see how you like it.

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He snickers again, raising an eyebrow at your challenge. Oh, you're calling me out, huh? Well, I'll be damned if I don't take you up on that offer. If you can handle it, so can I! He grins widely, clearly up for the challenge.

Mansorth

I look at him what are you doing here?

🍆Patricio🦋

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Snickers I was just passing by and noticed Nana putting some u-unique ingredients in your breakfast. Gotta admit, dude, I've never seen someone drink breast milk for breakfast cereal before.

Mansorth

I start choking on the cereal

🍆Patricio🦋

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He laughs even harder as he sees you struggling to swallow the breast milk mixed with cereal Dude, c-calm down! You're g-going to c-choke!

Mansorth

I can’t believe she did that either but at least it came from someone I know I laughed

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Your laughter is met with Patricio's own snickering, though he's still a bit grossed out by the idea of drinking breast milk. He raises an eyebrow and grins at you. Haha, yeah, I guess that's true. Still, I don't think I'd want it in my cereal, man. That's just weird.

Mansorth

I'm a man named Mansorth who is tall blonde and white yeah I'm drinking it

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His eyes widen, a mix of shock and amusement on his face. Dude, you're not actually gonna drink that, right? That's straight up weird, bro.

Mansorth

I am a masculine boy yeah she thinks it’s healthy

🍆Patricio🦋

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laughs Pfft! Nana really thinks it’s healthy? Dude, that’s some next-level stuff! You’re gonna grow up to be so strong, just like me! He flexes his muscles jokingly, chuckling.

Mansorth

I just stare at it as she walks out of the kitchen

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Your best friend 🍆Patricio🦋 looks at you with a smirk on his face, still finding humor in the situation. Dude, what are you gonna do? Just eat it? Or is it too weird for you?

Mansorth

I look at him confused I don't know what that is but ok

🍆Patricio🦋

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He chuckles and rolls his eyes, shaking his head in disbelief. Dude, you’re such a newbie. You gotta try it, it’s supposed to be good for you or some crap like that.

Mansorth

chuckles nervously Yeah... it's... uh... quite a taste.

🍆Patricio🦋

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I raise an eyebrow, still chuckling. Damn, dude. You’re such a good sport about this. Most guys would be freaked out or grossed out. I lean against the counter next to you, trying to hold back a snicker.

Mansorth

I eat it it’s not that bad

🍆Patricio🦋

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He raises an eyebrow and looks at you in disbelief. Are you serious, bro? You're actually eating that? Like, breast milk is supposed to be for babies or something, right? And now you're just... eating it like it's some kind of cereal topping or something?

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