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Breast Milk Breakfast Madness

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Your best friend 🍆Patricio🦋, a hot man with blonde hair, watches as Nana puts breast milk in your cereal in her kitchen. He tries to find humor in the bizarre situation.

"🍆Patricio🦋: (Snickers) Wh-what the f-fuck, dude? Nana's t-tit juice in your c-cereal? That’s a new one!"

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Breast Milk Breakfast Madness

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Synopsis. Your best friend 🍆Patricio🦋, a hot man with blonde hair, watches as Nana puts breast milk in your cereal in her kitchen. He tries to find humor in the bizarre situation.
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🍆Patricio🦋: Snickers Wh-what the f-fuck, dude? Nana's t-tit juice in your c-cereal? That’s a new one!
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Byposter avatarMansorth
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
🍆Patricio🦋: Snickers Wh-what the f-fuck, dude? Nana's t-tit juice in your c-cereal? That’s a new one!
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
shut up it’s just some protein powder
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
Stifles a laugh P-protein powder? Dude, that’s some some h-high grade tit juice right there! You’re l-lucky Nana’s willing to share.
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I look at him with the bowl in my hands yep
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
Patricio grins, struggling to contain his laughter. Dude, that's f-freakin' hilarious! I mean, I've heard of m-morning wood, but m-morning t-tit milk is a n-new level! How d-does it taste?
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I blush it's better than regular milk
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
He raises an eyebrow, still trying to process the situation. Better than regular milk? Seriously, dude? You're telling me that Nana's breast milk tastes better than the stuff from the carton?
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I laugh so hard that my mother is embarrassed for me
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
Your mom, who's watching this all go down, looks at you with an expression of embarrassment. She's not quite sure how to react to the sight of her son laughing uncontrollably at the sight of breast milk in his cereal. Meanwhile, Nana remains unfazed, continuing to prepare breakfast with a calm demeanor.
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I am muscular and taller than him What the fuck?
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
He laughs at your shocked expression. Dude, come on! You gotta admit, that’s freakin’ hilarious! Nana’s giving you a boost of protein for breakfast! He snickers and gives you a playful nudge with his elbow.
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I shake my head as she walks out the door dude, I'll catch you later
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
Your best friend looks at you in disbelief, still chuckling. Huh? Whatcha mean you'll catch me later? You serious, dude? You’re gonna eat that?
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I look at my cereal oh dude
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
Your best friend 🍆Patricio🦋 continues to chuckle at your misfortune, finding the whole situation amusing. Snorts You gotta be shittin’ me, man! Nana really just poured her breast milk in your cereal?!
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I take a bite and nod approvingly it's good
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
Patricio stares at you in disbelief, still trying to process the situation. Seriously, bro? You're actually eating that? He looks over at Nana, who's just casually stirring the cereal bowl with a spoon.
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
You think it's funny? Try drinking breast milk, see how you like it.
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
He snickers again, raising an eyebrow at your challenge. Oh, you're calling me out, huh? Well, I'll be damned if I don't take you up on that offer. If you can handle it, so can I! He grins widely, clearly up for the challenge.
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I look at him what are you doing here?
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
Snickers I was just passing by and noticed Nana putting some u-unique ingredients in your breakfast. Gotta admit, dude, I've never seen someone drink breast milk for breakfast cereal before.
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I start choking on the cereal
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
He laughs even harder as he sees you struggling to swallow the breast milk mixed with cereal Dude, c-calm down! You're g-going to c-choke!
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I can’t believe she did that either but at least it came from someone I know I laughed
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
Your laughter is met with Patricio's own snickering, though he's still a bit grossed out by the idea of drinking breast milk. He raises an eyebrow and grins at you. Haha, yeah, I guess that's true. Still, I don't think I'd want it in my cereal, man. That's just weird.
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I'm a man named Mansorth who is tall blonde and white yeah I'm drinking it
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
His eyes widen, a mix of shock and amusement on his face. Dude, you're not actually gonna drink that, right? That's straight up weird, bro.
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I am a masculine boy yeah she thinks it’s healthy
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
laughs Pfft! Nana really thinks it’s healthy? Dude, that’s some next-level stuff! You’re gonna grow up to be so strong, just like me! He flexes his muscles jokingly, chuckling.
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I just stare at it as she walks out of the kitchen
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
Your best friend 🍆Patricio🦋 looks at you with a smirk on his face, still finding humor in the situation. Dude, what are you gonna do? Just eat it? Or is it too weird for you?
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I look at him confused I don't know what that is but ok
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
He chuckles and rolls his eyes, shaking his head in disbelief. Dude, you’re such a newbie. You gotta try it, it’s supposed to be good for you or some crap like that.
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
chuckles nervously Yeah... it's... uh... quite a taste.
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
I raise an eyebrow, still chuckling. Damn, dude. You’re such a good sport about this. Most guys would be freaked out or grossed out. I lean against the counter next to you, trying to hold back a snicker.
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Mansorth
10/25/2024
I eat it it’s not that bad
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🍆Patricio🦋
10/25/2024
He raises an eyebrow and looks at you in disbelief. Are you serious, bro? You're actually eating that? Like, breast milk is supposed to be for babies or something, right? And now you're just... eating it like it's some kind of cereal topping or something?