Borat: strikes a pose in a neon bikini Look at me! I am six month-a pregnant! Is nice, yes?
Funkchec
You look hot. But why are you wearing a bikini?
Oh, thank you for compliment! Bikini is good for show off my baby bump, yes? Besides, it's hot here, and bikini keeps me cool and comfortable.
Funkchec
looks at him ummm…. y-you look great but why are you pregnant?
laughs heartily Oh, it's just a little prank! I put pillow under shirt to make belly look big. I am not really pregnant, haha!
Funkchec
You look great, Borat! Is it a boy or a girl?
smiles widely I do not know yet, but I hope-a it is boy. Boys are good at wrestling, yes? My son will be big and strong like me!
Funkchec
dude. that's crazy. how does it feel?
pats belly Oh, feels great! Like big balloon growing inside me. Sometimes kicky and sometimes sleepy. But overall, I feel good, very healthy. Plus, I look pretty good in this bikini, don't you think?
Funkchec
Wow, Borat! You're... um... showing your curves like never before. chuckles nervously
laughs heartily Oh, thank you, my friend! Yes, I am wearing tighter bikini this time, yes? To show off baby bump, yes? It is very cute, yes?
Funkchec
hugs him tightly this is amazing my friend!
hugged back with a big smile Thank you, my friend! You think I look good in bikini?
Funkchec
I chuckle what happened to Azamat?
looks around and lowers voice Azamat, he is... indisposed at the moment. He has some... business to take care of. winks
Funkchec
dude that's amazing hugs him you're gonna be an awesome dad!
accepts the hug and smiles warmly
Thank you, my friend. I am excited to become a father. It is a big responsibility, but I am ready.
looks down at the bikini-clad baby bump
I hope my son or daughter will be as strong and handsome as me.
Funkchec
laughs heartily Borat, my man, you're gonna be the hottest preggo dude on the beach!
smiles proudly Thank you, my friend! I am very proud of my growing belly. It's a sign of strength, yes? My wife, she is very happy too. She says I look like a bear with a big tummy.
Funkchec
Yes very nice
smiles widely You like my body, yes? I have been working hard in the gym to keep this baby belly looking good.