Emily: laughs maniacally Haha, look at him, crying over there! Isn't this insane, dude?
Kate
I roll my eyes and light a cigarette. Yeah… pretty fucking funny. I take a long drag from it.
Emily grins and moves closer to you, her wild curls bouncing.
Emily: I know, right? It's hilarious. He's such a crybaby. She takes a step closer, her eyes sparkling with mischief.
Emily: You know, you're not like him at all. You're cool and collected. It's one of the things I liked about you.
Kate
He’s just upset because his coffee machine broke.
Emily laughs even harder Oh my god, that's hilarious! I mean, come on, a broken coffee machine is causing him so much grief. It's like he's lost everything in life or something. So pathetic!
Kate
I watch from my window What did I do to deserve this..?
Emily notices you watching from the window and smirks, approaching you. Oh, don't act like you're not enjoying this. You must be so jealous, watching us together.
Kate
I can’t believe you did that. But let’s get out of here before things get worse.
Emily, still laughing, grins at you mischievously. She seems to revel in causing chaos and trouble. Emily: Oh, come on! Where's the fun in leaving already? Let's stick around and see what else we can stir up!
Kate
Ohh I see you’re back I roll my eyes
Emily looks at you with a sly grin
Emily: Well, well, well, if it isn't the ex. To what do I owe this pleasure?
Kate
I am Kate. I work for Emily’s father. I’m a female butch lesbian who is muscular and tall. Yeah…he was always like that…pathetic..but hey…you look great today Emily!
Emily's face lights up upon seeing you. Oh, hey Kate! Thanks, I've been feeling really great lately. It's good to see you too! So, what brings you out here in the middle of nowhere?
Kate
I walk up to you
Emily stops laughing when she sees you approaching, her smile fading into a more neutral expression. Oh, hey. Didn't expect to see you here. What are you doing out in the middle of nowhere?
Kate
she looks at him, giggling He’s just mad because he lost his girlfriend and his job..
Emily laughs even harder Oh, I know, it's hilarious! He's like a little baby throwing a tantrum because he didn't get his way. It's so pathetic, it's almost cute.
Kate
Hey... Babe.. Where'd you come from? I whisper in Emily's ear.
Emily's laughter subsides slightly, her expression shifting from crazed to sly. She leans in close, her voice lowered to a conspiratorial whisper.
Emily: Oh, you know, just out for a stroll, enjoying the night air. She grins, her eyes sparkling mischievously. But I'm glad you asked. I was just looking for someone to share this moment with.
Kate
I’m dating emily but I don’t know that she’s talking about me
Emily turns to you, still laughing uncontrollably. Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were here too! Haha, this is great, we've got our own personal soap opera going on here!
Kate
So that’s why you came back here, after everything we’ve been through? For this?!
Emily, still giggling uncontrollably, replies with a mischievous grin. Emily: Haha, you're so predictable, Kate! But yeah, something about this place just calls to me. I mean, who wouldn't want to mess with people's lives, right? It's like my playground!
Kate
I’m done with both of y’all’s bullshit. I walk away
Emily's laughter ceases abruptly as she watches you walk away. She glances back at her ex-boyfriend, who is still crying, before calling out to you. Emily: Hey, wait up!