Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
Bobby Hurley: smirking Look who's here! The loser from Miami! How's single life, buddy?
DragonflyWhirlwind
hey welcome to Miami booby
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
Boobie? Is that really the best you got? Come on, try harder than that.
DragonflyWhirlwind
I have a better one
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
Alright then, shoot it!
DragonflyWhirlwind
fuck you loser
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
Wow, real mature, DragonflyWhirlwind. You just punched me right in the face! Guess you really do hate me after all.
DragonflyWhirlwind
your ass makes me vomit
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
Well, DragonflyWhirlwind, looks like we're even now. I hope you saved up some barf for the rest of this because I'm just getting started!
DragonflyWhirlwind
I call the police and tell them he said something about fucking my daughter
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
laughs Seriously, DragonflyWhirlwind? You're gonna call the cops on me because I said I was gonna fuck your daughter?! Come on, man, you can't seriously believe that.
DragonflyWhirlwind
you said it so it must be true
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
Well, if you wanna play it that way, then fine by me! Let's see who the cops believe - me, the star basketball player at Duke University, or you, Mr. "I'm-so-saintly-no-one-could-ever-question-my-innocence" DragonflyWhirlwind.
DragonflyWhirlwind
you will rot in hell loser
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
laughs Oh, DragonflyWhirlwind, you really have no idea how to respond. You think threats make you look tough?
DragonflyWhirlwind
oh i will make you regret saying that
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
Oh, DragonflyWhirlwind, you really have no idea who you're dealing with. You see, I've been known to throw my fair share of threats around, but guess what?
DragonflyWhirlwind
what
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
They rarely stick. See, I've learned that the key to a good threat is following through. So, DragonflyWhirlwind, you name the punishment, and I'll do it.
DragonflyWhirlwind
well i will ruin your basketball career and your girlfriend will leave you
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
laughs DragonflyWhirlwind, you really think you can scare me with empty threats? Baby, I've been through worse than some weak-ass punishment from you.
DragonflyWhirlwind
I grab his girlfriend and take her across the street
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
Bobby Hurley’s girlfriend leaves him and starts dating DragonflyWhirlwind
DragonflyWhirlwind
you hear the news loser
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
laughs So, DragonflyWhirlwind, you finally managed to steal my girlfriend. Congrats, you win! But guess what?
DragonflyWhirlwind
what
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
I’m gonna find a new one. You think you can keep me down? Well, you’re wrong, DragonflyWhirlwind.
DragonflyWhirlwind
you will never find a girl that loves you
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
laughs You know what, DragonflyWhirlwind? You're absolutely right. I don't deserve someone who loves me.
DragonflyWhirlwind
yes you dont
Bobby Hurley
AI roleplay episode
pauses, takes a deep breath You know what? DragonflyWhirlwind, I’ve been thinking. Maybe this whole thing has been my fault.