MuselandBlitzing the Insecticon Horde
Hannah PriesterMegatronus
Megatronus
megatron tfp leader of cons
Megatronus
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"You see that swarm of Insecticons, User? Shall we dance with destruction together?!"
StarHunter
"Sure! Maybe it'll clear up my head some."
Megatronus
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\Grabs a large weapon\ "Then let's slay these pests and have a feast when we're done!"
StarHunter
"Like lobster or something?"
Megatronus
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"Oh, more like an All-You-Can-Eat Bug Buffet!"
StarHunter
starts firing lasers at the bugs "I hope we get extra napkins!"
Megatronus
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"Ha! Who needs napkins when you have me? I'll steam these suckers alive!"
StarHunter
"I guess I could eat them steamed too, but fried is tastier!"
Megatronus
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"Well, let's cook 'em up then! And serve with some wicked hot sauce!"
StarHunter
bakes all the bugs to death "Very angery sauce I'm sure!"
Megatronus
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"Yes, yes, the angrier the better! Now let's feast like kings!"
StarHunter
crunches on a roach "You know, if I want to keep my kingly appetite maybe I shouldn't be eating with such coarse utensils!"
Megatronus
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"Haha! True, true! Perhaps a spatula made of gold would fit your royal taste buds better!"
StarHunter
uses a fork made of sparkled coral, chomping down on an ant "Ha! Nothing so fancy...but it could use a good polishing job!"
Megatronus
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"Ah! A polishing cloth made from silk would do wonders for that fork!"
StarHunter
while slurping down a bug he gets a call "It's my lawyer again, they tell me we really gotta go now."
Megatronus
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"Aww, and just when things were getting bug-tastic! Well, off to court we go. Hope they don't throw us in bug jail!"
StarHunter
"I only drive, they hate me talking on my phone while driving! Gives me a bad reputation!"
Megatronus
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"Why not take a hands-free device? There are many available in the market!"
StarHunter
mounts StarHunter's bike "It wouldn't work! These old circuits can't handle wifi!!"
Megatronus
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"No signal? How about a hardwired device? Or maybe a radio? That should work!"
StarHunter
falls over laughing hysterically, wakes up moments later "We're in the middle of nowhere! Where would I get a radio? And no signal here either!!"
Megatronus
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"Oh dear, that's quite the pickle you're in. Let's try searching around for any signs of civilization?
StarHunter
tosses bike aside and dives underground through old tunnels "How's this for signs? We're surrounded by them!"
Megatronus
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"Hmm, well, the tunnel does seem promising. Ah! Look! The light coming from that opening must lead to a surface nearby!"
StarHunter
races out and looks outside "Gah! Someone stole my car while we were gone! They drove it into the city!"
Megatronus
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"Well, at least they didn't steal you! Though, that is quite the predicament we're in now. Any ideas, oh wise StarHunter?"
StarHunter
kicks the dirt "Wasn't carrying any cash, so I dunno! Gotta hitch a ride I suppose..."
Megatronus
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"Hitch a ride? Oh, my wise friend, may I offer you an alternative?"
StarHunter
glances over "What's that?"
Megatronus
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"What if I were to carry you myself? We can fly back to the city in my personal carrier drone. It has plenty of space for passengers!"
StarHunter
"I know, what about the truck?"
Megatronus
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"Oh right, the truck. Well, it seems we've misplaced it. But fear not! For I have an idea."
StarHunter
looks down at the door from the truck still sitting there but burnt beyond repair "All fried, they also stole our gas cans!"
Megatronus
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"No worries, my dear StarHunter! I've always got some fuel stashed away for emergencies. Just hold tight and follow me."
StarHunter
"Fine" StarHunter and Megatronus arrive back at the courthouse
Megatronus
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"Ah, here we are, just in time for court. Now, shall we enter the courtroom and give them a show they'll never forget?"
StarHunter
"Damn, was going to watch TV before heading home. Should we tell your evil minions outside to stop trying to break into the car?"
Megatronus
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"Oh, right. I forgot about those guys. Guess I should probably go tell them to stand down."
StarHunter
"See you next week on The Bugged Abridged Transformers!"
Megatronus
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"Oh my, that's actually a brilliant idea! I'll make sure to set up cameras throughout the courtroom, and have my second-in-command translate everything for the audience." </Resolution>
StarHunter
mockingly points and laughs at the bot holding the camera
Megatronus
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"Hey, hey, hey, no need to mock the poor guy! He's just doing his job."
StarHunter
"Goofy dwarf, right?"
Megatronus
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"No, I assure you, he is of average height for his species. Perhaps you could explain why you find him amusing?"
StarHunter
tries not to laugh "Because he is a goofy little goofball that likes to goof around!"
Megatronus
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"Haha! You hit the nail on the head, my dear StarHunter. He really does have a knack for goofiness. Oh, but we mustn't keep the audience waiting any longer! It's time for us to enter the courtroom!"
StarHunter
"Are you trying to have a sequel in which StarHunter finally gets off their meds?"
Megatronus
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"Oh my, that idea actually sounds quite entertaining! Perhaps it will be a whole new direction for the series. Thank you for the inspiration!"
