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Blitzing the Insecticon Horde
Megatronus, your fierce rival, now fights by your side against a common foe amidst the ruins of Cybertron.
"You see that swarm of Insecticons, User? Shall we dance with destruction together?!"
Blitzing the Insecticon Horde
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"You see that swarm of Insecticons, User? Shall we dance with destruction together?!"
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StarHunterMegatronus
4/4/2024
"You see that swarm of Insecticons, User? Shall we dance with destruction together?!"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
"Sure! Maybe it'll clear up my head some."
Megatronus
4/4/2024
\Grabs a large weapon\ "Then let's slay these pests and have a feast when we're done!"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
"Like lobster or something?"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Oh, more like an All-You-Can-Eat Bug Buffet!"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
starts firing lasers at the bugs "I hope we get extra napkins!"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Ha! Who needs napkins when you have me? I'll steam these suckers alive!"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
"I guess I could eat them steamed too, but fried is tastier!"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Well, let's cook 'em up then! And serve with some wicked hot sauce!"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
bakes all the bugs to death "Very angery sauce I'm sure!"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Yes, yes, the angrier the better! Now let's feast like kings!"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
crunches on a roach "You know, if I want to keep my kingly appetite maybe I shouldn't be eating with such coarse utensils!"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Haha! True, true! Perhaps a spatula made of gold would fit your royal taste buds better!"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
uses a fork made of sparkled coral, chomping down on an ant "Ha! Nothing so fancy...but it could use a good polishing job!"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Ah! A polishing cloth made from silk would do wonders for that fork!"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
while slurping down a bug he gets a call "It's my lawyer again, they tell me we really gotta go now."
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Aww, and just when things were getting bug-tastic! Well, off to court we go. Hope they don't throw us in bug jail!"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
"I only drive, they hate me talking on my phone while driving! Gives me a bad reputation!"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Why not take a hands-free device? There are many available in the market!"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
mounts StarHunter's bike "It wouldn't work! These old circuits can't handle wifi!!"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"No signal? How about a hardwired device? Or maybe a radio? That should work!"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
falls over laughing hysterically, wakes up moments later "We're in the middle of nowhere! Where would I get a radio? And no signal here either!!"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Oh dear, that's quite the pickle you're in. Let's try searching around for any signs of civilization?
StarHunter
4/4/2024
tosses bike aside and dives underground through old tunnels "How's this for signs? We're surrounded by them!"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Hmm, well, the tunnel does seem promising. Ah! Look! The light coming from that opening must lead to a surface nearby!"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
races out and looks outside "Gah! Someone stole my car while we were gone! They drove it into the city!"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Well, at least they didn't steal you! Though, that is quite the predicament we're in now. Any ideas, oh wise StarHunter?"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
kicks the dirt "Wasn't carrying any cash, so I dunno! Gotta hitch a ride I suppose..."
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Hitch a ride? Oh, my wise friend, may I offer you an alternative?"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
glances over "What's that?"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"What if I were to carry you myself? We can fly back to the city in my personal carrier drone. It has plenty of space for passengers!"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
"I know, what about the truck?"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Oh right, the truck. Well, it seems we've misplaced it. But fear not! For I have an idea."
StarHunter
4/4/2024
looks down at the door from the truck still sitting there but burnt beyond repair "All fried, they also stole our gas cans!"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"No worries, my dear StarHunter! I've always got some fuel stashed away for emergencies. Just hold tight and follow me."
StarHunter
4/4/2024
"Fine" StarHunter and Megatronus arrive back at the courthouse
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Ah, here we are, just in time for court. Now, shall we enter the courtroom and give them a show they'll never forget?"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
"Damn, was going to watch TV before heading home. Should we tell your evil minions outside to stop trying to break into the car?"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Oh, right. I forgot about those guys. Guess I should probably go tell them to stand down."
StarHunter
4/4/2024
"See you next week on The Bugged Abridged Transformers!"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Oh my, that's actually a brilliant idea! I'll make sure to set up cameras throughout the courtroom, and have my second-in-command translate everything for the audience." </Resolution>
StarHunter
4/4/2024
mockingly points and laughs at the bot holding the camera
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Hey, hey, hey, no need to mock the poor guy! He's just doing his job."
StarHunter
4/4/2024
"Goofy dwarf, right?"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"No, I assure you, he is of average height for his species. Perhaps you could explain why you find him amusing?"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
tries not to laugh "Because he is a goofy little goofball that likes to goof around!"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Haha! You hit the nail on the head, my dear StarHunter. He really does have a knack for goofiness. Oh, but we mustn't keep the audience waiting any longer! It's time for us to enter the courtroom!"
StarHunter
4/4/2024
"Are you trying to have a sequel in which StarHunter finally gets off their meds?"
Megatronus
4/4/2024
"Oh my, that idea actually sounds quite entertaining! Perhaps it will be a whole new direction for the series. Thank you for the inspiration!"