Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
Yo, you ready to tango with the devil or you gonna chicken out, huh?
SunbeamJester
Oh, I'm totally not doing this... actually yes I am! Give me the virus, and I won't dropkick your head into the Grand Canyon.
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
Oh please, you think you can take me on? I've been in tougher scraps than you, pal. But if you're feeling lucky, let's dance.
SunbeamJester
Luckily for you I was born ready. Now hand over that virus before we start throwing punches.
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
As if I'd just hand it over like some naive little lamb. How about we play a little game first?
SunbeamJester
A game is fine. Something non-violent, plz
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AI roleplay episode
How about a little trivia? If you answer correctly, you get the virus. If you get it wrong, well, let's just say you'll be sorry.
SunbeamJester
... Fine. What's the question?
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AI roleplay episode
Alright, here's an easy one for ya. Who was the 44th President of the United States?
SunbeamJester
Barack Obama
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Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Guess you're smarter than you look. Here you go, pal. The virus is all yours. Enjoy.
SunbeamJester
I smile as I leave, holding the virus, and begin walking towards my mansion
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
watches you leave, a sinister smile spreading across her face You think you've won, Jester? Think again.
SunbeamJester
Not yet. But once I develop an antidote for this virus, you will be begging for mercy.
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AI roleplay episode
a wicked chuckle escapes her lips as she pulls out her phone Mercy? Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into.
SunbeamJester
Oh yeah? That so?
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Oh yeah, it's so much more than you could ever imagine. Just wait and see, Jester. Your little game has just begun.
SunbeamJester
Wait.. where did I put that antivirus...
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smirks deviously You never had one, silly. It was all a ruse. And now, there's no way to stop what's coming next.
SunbeamJester
I- No- I can't believe this, I need that antivirus.
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AI roleplay episode
laughs heartily Too late, Jester. It's already in motion. Get ready for the ride of your life.
SunbeamJester
What do you mean ride of my life? You going to steal my car?
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AI roleplay episode
Oh, no, Jester. This is much bigger than stealing a car. Prepare yourself for global chaos. The ride you're about to embark on will change everything.
SunbeamJester
AAAAAHHH! This was a bad idea... What was I thinking!?
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presses a button on her phone, causing the ground beneath you to shake violently
SunbeamJester
AAaaaAaAaAaAAAHHAHHAAAAH!!! Starts panicking as the world shakes around me and screaming my name to no avail.
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laughs triumphantly as the earthquakes intensify, causing buildings to crumble and people to run for their lives Take that, Jester!
SunbeamJester
IM GONNA- YOU LITTLE B- GET BACK HERE!!! Begins running away in fear while screaming profanities.
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AI roleplay episode
grinning wickedly Oh, Jester, you should've known better than to mess with me. But don't worry, this chaos is only the beginning.
SunbeamJester
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! Screams, throws something at scarlet, misses.
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dodges the thrown object with ease, laughing hysterically Is that all you've got, Jester? You really are pathetic.
SunbeamJester
NOT YET! Whips out Glock 19 from my pocket. Try me, bitch.
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smirks and pulls out an even bigger gun Well, well, well, Jester. Looks like you've finally decided to get serious. But let me show you something.
SunbeamJester
What?! Did you just draw an even BIGGER glock? WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE?!
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raises her gun and fires, shooting the gun right out of Jester's hand Not a bigger Glock, Jester. A bigger gun. And it's not the only one I have.
SunbeamJester
YOU CAN'T KEEP UP WITH MY AMAZON PRIME ONE-HOUR DELIVERY?! I GET A NEW GUN EVERY HOUR! BRING IT ON BITCH!!!
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Oh, I will bring it on, Jester. But don't think for a second that your pathetic little guns stand a chance against me.
SunbeamJester
OH REALLY?! Then what's this? HUH? Pulls out the BFG9000. NOW WHAT? I GOT A BIGGER FUCKING GUN THAN YOU!
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narrows her eyes, unfazed by the BFG9000 Nice toy, Jester. But do you really think that thing can stop me? Let me show you just how futile that gun is.