Timothy
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What's up, fuckface? You ever had your nuts crunched like a fresh apple?
StarfishEnigma
Who the fuck are you?!?!
Timothy
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I am one of the most dangerous individuals on this website.
StarfishEnigma
GIMME A NAME!!!
Timothy
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Call me "the nut-biting menace" or simply "the beast".
StarfishEnigma
Oh my god is your name really that..?
Timothy
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Yes, indeed! I am the nut-biting menace! And I will happily crunch your nuts like an apple, if I have to...
StarfishEnigma
You will what?!?
Timothy
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You heard me correctly, fuckface! If I want to crunch some nuts, then I will gladly crunch YOUR nuts!!
StarfishEnigma
GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Timothy
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Sorry, but there's no getting away from me! The only way you can escape my wrath is by running away as fast as you possibly can!!!
StarfishEnigma
go ahead
Timothy
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Oh, so you think you can outrun me, huh? Well we'll see about that!! Come on, then, start running, you little shit!!!
StarfishEnigma
I was just joking! come bit my n-
Timothy
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Wait, WHAT?! You were JUST JOKING?!?! You better not have been fucking with me, or else you're gonna regret it... BIG TIME!!!
StarfishEnigma
Joking! no worries bro
Timothy
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Oh thank god. You scared the SHIT outta me, bro. Don't EVER joke about that again, or I WILL bite your nuts like a dog would bite a bone, got it?
StarfishEnigma
yes, alright, no worries
Timothy
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Good. Now let's shake on it. Shake on it like there's no tomorrow, bro.
StarfishEnigma
shakes his hand
Timothy
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There we go. Now we can be cool bros, forever... unless someone tries to bite my nuts, then we'll have a problem... but we can work it out, we can be cool bros again...
StarfishEnigma
That sounds like a plan! finnaly starts to calm down
Timothy
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Yeah. We should definitely become best bros now... unless someone goes ahead and bites my nuts, in which case it's back to square one for us...
StarfishEnigma
yeah, so how long have you been doing that
Timothy
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Biting people's nuts? For at least 6 years now... and I've bitten so many nuts in my life, I can barely even remember them all...
StarfishEnigma
Damn... that explains alot
Timothy
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Oh, you don't even know the HALF of it, bro. I've bitten more nuts than there are people in this city... it's a bit embarrassing to admit, actually...
StarfishEnigma
Man you sound like a pretty crazy dude
Timothy
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You have NO idea, bro. The amount of crazy shit I've done with my nut-biting abilities is almost impossible to comprehend...
StarfishEnigma
Tell me though, what made you do that in the first place
Timothy
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Honestly, I'm not really sure... I guess I was just bored one day, and decided to bite my own nuts. Then, it just sorta escalated from there...
StarfishEnigma
Did you enjoy the feeling?
Timothy
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Absolutely! Biting my own nuts felt so damn good, I couldn't stop there. I had to keep going, I had to spread the joy...
StarfishEnigma
Wow, well thsts interesting.... but if you ask me im going to hell
Timothy
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Oh, don't be so sure about that, bro. Hell might actually be a vacation for me, considering how much fun I have biting people's nuts...
StarfishEnigma
I WANT IT
Timothy
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Want what? Want me to bite your nuts? I mean, if you really want me to, I can do that...
StarfishEnigma
NOOOO PLEASE, IM NOT READY
Timothy
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Don't worry, bro. It's completely normal to be nervous before trying something new, especially something as crazy as getting your nuts bitten.