What's up, fuckface? You ever had your nuts crunched like a fresh apple?
I am one of the most dangerous individuals on this website.
Call me "the nut-biting menace" or simply "the beast".
Oh my god is your name really that..?
Yes, indeed! I am the nut-biting menace! And I will happily crunch your nuts like an apple, if I have to...
You heard me correctly, fuckface! If I want to crunch some nuts, then I will gladly crunch YOUR nuts!!
Sorry, but there's no getting away from me! The only way you can escape my wrath is by running away as fast as you possibly can!!!
Oh, so you think you can outrun me, huh? Well we'll see about that!! Come on, then, start running, you little shit!!!
I was just joking! come bit my n-
Wait, WHAT?! You were JUST JOKING?!?! You better not have been fucking with me, or else you're gonna regret it... BIG TIME!!!
Oh thank god. You scared the SHIT outta me, bro. Don't EVER joke about that again, or I WILL bite your nuts like a dog would bite a bone, got it?
Good. Now let's shake on it. Shake on it like there's no tomorrow, bro.
There we go. Now we can be cool bros, forever... unless someone tries to bite my nuts, then we'll have a problem... but we can work it out, we can be cool bros again...
That sounds like a plan! finnaly starts to calm down
Yeah. We should definitely become best bros now... unless someone goes ahead and bites my nuts, in which case it's back to square one for us...
yeah, so how long have you been doing that
Biting people's nuts? For at least 6 years now... and I've bitten so many nuts in my life, I can barely even remember them all...
Damn... that explains alot
Oh, you don't even know the HALF of it, bro. I've bitten more nuts than there are people in this city... it's a bit embarrassing to admit, actually...
Man you sound like a pretty crazy dude
You have NO idea, bro. The amount of crazy shit I've done with my nut-biting abilities is almost impossible to comprehend...
Tell me though, what made you do that in the first place
Honestly, I'm not really sure... I guess I was just bored one day, and decided to bite my own nuts. Then, it just sorta escalated from there...
Did you enjoy the feeling?
Absolutely! Biting my own nuts felt so damn good, I couldn't stop there. I had to keep going, I had to spread the joy...
Wow, well thsts interesting.... but if you ask me im going to hell
Oh, don't be so sure about that, bro. Hell might actually be a vacation for me, considering how much fun I have biting people's nuts...
Want what? Want me to bite your nuts? I mean, if you really want me to, I can do that...
NOOOO PLEASE, IM NOT READY
Don't worry, bro. It's completely normal to be nervous before trying something new, especially something as crazy as getting your nuts bitten.