Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: leans against the door, arms crossed "So, babe, it's me or out there. You staying or leaving?"
Douglas
hugs her it’s me, babe…. I’m here to protect you…
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: rolls his eyes "Protect me? Look at me, babe! I've got the best security system money can buy. I'm bulletproof.
Douglas
bumps her head against you yeah.. but still….. I want to have you…
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: sighs heavily Look, babe, I get it. You want some freedom, right? Well, here's the deal.
Douglas
snuggles up in bed
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: takes out a contract I'll give you this. flips through the pages It's called a "Break Clause Contract."
Douglas
pouts
Bill Donahue
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Bill Donahue: points to the contract This means that every six months, you can decide whether to stay or leave.
Douglas
smiles baby I’m staying..
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: grabs Douglas' hand Good. Now let's seal this deal. We're gonna need a witness. pulls out his phone I got just the person.
Douglas
gets on top of him
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: chuckles Alright, alright. Hold on tight, babe. I'm gonna call Sammy the Silk. He's a lawyer and a good friend.
Douglas
kisses him
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: dials a number on his phone Come on, Sammy, pick up... listens to the ringing Yeah, it's me. I need your help with something.
Douglas
bites her lip
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: on the phone Yeah, listen, Sammy. I need you to draft a Break Clause Contract for me and my girl.
Douglas
kisses him
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: smirks Sammy, make sure it's ironclad. I want no loopholes. This chick is driving me crazy, and I ain't letting her go. hangs up the phone
Douglas
hugs her
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
A week later, Douglas signs the Break Clause Contract without realizing the hidden clause that allows Bill to take her away if she tries to leave.
Douglas
reads it no..
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: slams his fist on the table What do you mean, 'no'? You signed the contract! It's legally binding!
Douglas
shakes her head where did I sign…. there’s no way..
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: rolls up his sleeves Look, babe, I may be a lot of things, but I ain't a thieving bastard.
Douglas
cries baby..
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: sighs heavily Alright, alright. Calm down, babe. Let's take this to Sammy the Silk. He'll figure out what happened. stands up
Douglas
follows him
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: puts on his suit jacket Sammy's got a reputation for being one of the best lawyers in town.
Douglas
looks at him
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: puts his arm around Douglas Don't worry, babe. Sammy will get to the bottom of this. Trust me, we'll sort this mess out.
Douglas
nods and hugs him
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: whispering to Douglas You know, babe, sometimes I forget how sharp that mind of yours is. We're gonna fix this, I promise.
Douglas
nods
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: guides Douglas to his car Alright, Sammy's got an office downtown. We'll meet him there and get this sorted out.
Douglas
nods okay..
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: starts the car Alright, hold on tight, babe. We're gonna get to the bottom of this. Sammy the Silk won't know what hit him.
Douglas
nods and smiles
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: revs the engine Hang on, babe. We're gonna leave this mess behind. Sammy the Silk won't know what hit him.
Douglas
kisses his cheek thanks..
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: smirks Don't thank me just yet, babe. We still gotta navigate through this mess. But trust me, I won't let you down.
Douglas
nods
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: grips the steering wheel tightly Alright, Sammy the Silk better have some answers for us. I don't have time for any of his bullshit.
Douglas
looks out the window
Bill Donahue
AI roleplay episode
Bill Donahue: glances at Douglas Don't worry, babe. We'll get to the bottom of this. Sammy the Silk might be slick, but I'm not afraid of a little sleight of hand.
Douglas
nods
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Bill Donahue: grinning Alright, babe, brace yourself. Sammy the Silk's office is just up ahead. Time to cut through the red tape.