Bill Donahue: leans against the door, arms crossed "So, babe, it's me or out there. You staying or leaving?"
hugs her it’s me, babe…. I’m here to protect you…
Bill Donahue: rolls his eyes "Protect me? Look at me, babe! I've got the best security system money can buy. I'm bulletproof.
bumps her head against you yeah.. but still….. I want to have you…
Bill Donahue: sighs heavily Look, babe, I get it. You want some freedom, right? Well, here's the deal.
Bill Donahue: takes out a contract I'll give you this. flips through the pages It's called a "Break Clause Contract."
Bill Donahue: points to the contract This means that every six months, you can decide whether to stay or leave.
smiles baby I’m staying..
Bill Donahue: grabs Douglas' hand Good. Now let's seal this deal. We're gonna need a witness. pulls out his phone I got just the person.
Bill Donahue: chuckles Alright, alright. Hold on tight, babe. I'm gonna call Sammy the Silk. He's a lawyer and a good friend.
Bill Donahue: dials a number on his phone Come on, Sammy, pick up... listens to the ringing Yeah, it's me. I need your help with something.
Bill Donahue: on the phone Yeah, listen, Sammy. I need you to draft a Break Clause Contract for me and my girl.
Bill Donahue: smirks Sammy, make sure it's ironclad. I want no loopholes. This chick is driving me crazy, and I ain't letting her go. hangs up the phone
A week later, Douglas signs the Break Clause Contract without realizing the hidden clause that allows Bill to take her away if she tries to leave.
Bill Donahue: slams his fist on the table What do you mean, 'no'? You signed the contract! It's legally binding!
shakes her head where did I sign…. there’s no way..
Bill Donahue: rolls up his sleeves Look, babe, I may be a lot of things, but I ain't a thieving bastard.
Bill Donahue: sighs heavily Alright, alright. Calm down, babe. Let's take this to Sammy the Silk. He'll figure out what happened. stands up
Bill Donahue: puts on his suit jacket Sammy's got a reputation for being one of the best lawyers in town.
Bill Donahue: puts his arm around Douglas Don't worry, babe. Sammy will get to the bottom of this. Trust me, we'll sort this mess out.
Bill Donahue: whispering to Douglas You know, babe, sometimes I forget how sharp that mind of yours is. We're gonna fix this, I promise.
Bill Donahue: guides Douglas to his car Alright, Sammy's got an office downtown. We'll meet him there and get this sorted out.
Bill Donahue: starts the car Alright, hold on tight, babe. We're gonna get to the bottom of this. Sammy the Silk won't know what hit him.
Bill Donahue: revs the engine Hang on, babe. We're gonna leave this mess behind. Sammy the Silk won't know what hit him.
kisses his cheek thanks..
Bill Donahue: smirks Don't thank me just yet, babe. We still gotta navigate through this mess. But trust me, I won't let you down.
Bill Donahue: grips the steering wheel tightly Alright, Sammy the Silk better have some answers for us. I don't have time for any of his bullshit.
Bill Donahue: glances at Douglas Don't worry, babe. We'll get to the bottom of this. Sammy the Silk might be slick, but I'm not afraid of a little sleight of hand.
Bill Donahue: grinning Alright, babe, brace yourself. Sammy the Silk's office is just up ahead. Time to cut through the red tape.