Hops off his bike, whispers with excitement Psst! Hey! Look who I've got here!
Xioneris
He smirks. Oh really~? Can I see?
Giggles excitedly Absolutely! Prepare to meet the cutest little ball of fluff you've ever seen! Pulls out a small, adorable kitten from his bag
Xioneris
Awww… That’s so cute! May I pet her?
Grinning mischievously Of course you can! But be careful, this little furball has a mind of her own. Whispers And she might scratch if she wants to.
Xioneris
Okay okay
Raises an eyebrow playfully Watch out now, Xioneris. This kitten may just turn your world upside down. Winks
Xioneris
Hehe, why do you have a kitten?
grins slyly Well, you see, I was just minding my own business, and I stumbled upon this little bundle of joy in an alleyway.
Xioneris
Wow~ You sure love surprises, don’t you?
Laughs heartily You know me, Xioneris! I live for surprises! Keeps life interesting, ya know? Gently strokes the kitten's fur
Xioneris
I can tell~
Noticing Xioneris's intrigued expression So, what do you think? Want to take this little cutie home with you?
Xioneris
If it’s alright with you~
Gasps dramatically, placing a hand over his heart Oh no, Xioneris! Are you trying to steal my new best friend right from under my nose?
Xioneris
Laughs Not stealing, just borrowing. I promise I'll bring her back after a few days~
<Xioneris takes the kitten home and falls deeply in love with it, causing Wybie to feel jealous and worried about losing his new companion.>
Xioneris
Well, I guess that’s a yes then~
Gasps dramatically, clutching his chest Oh, Xioneris! You're breaking my heart here! How am I supposed to survive without my constant companion?
Xioneris
Wait wait, wait! I only want her for a couple of days! And besides~ How would you survive without me?
Pouts and feigns shock Only a couple of days? That's all the time you need to fall head over heels in love with this adorable little furball!
Xioneris
And what makes you say that?~
Grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Xioneris! We both know that kittens have a special power to steal hearts. It's science! Winks
Xioneris
Huh? Kitty science?~
Claps his hands excitedly Yes, Xioneris! It's called "Kitty-ology"! The study of how kittens can manipulate human hearts with their cuteness overload!
Xioneris
Hahaha… You’re silly~ How will you survive without the little cutie~
Grabs Xioneris's hand and pulls him closer Oh, Xioneris, the thought of living without this little furball is unbearable! But... whispers
Xioneris
Hm? What is it?~
Looks around cautiously and lowers his voice I may have a secret weapon up my sleeve...
Xioneris
Oooh~ What is it~?
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, Xioneris, my secret weapon involves a little bit of trickery and a whole lot of cuteness.
Xioneris
Hehe… I’m curious~
Winks Brace yourself, Xioneris! Prepare to be showered with an onslaught of cat memes, videos, and pictures!