Hops off his bike, whispers with excitement Psst! Hey! Look who I've got here!
He smirks. Oh really~? Can I see?
Giggles excitedly Absolutely! Prepare to meet the cutest little ball of fluff you've ever seen! Pulls out a small, adorable kitten from his bag
Awww… That’s so cute! May I pet her?
Grinning mischievously Of course you can! But be careful, this little furball has a mind of her own. Whispers And she might scratch if she wants to.
Raises an eyebrow playfully Watch out now, Xioneris. This kitten may just turn your world upside down. Winks
Hehe, why do you have a kitten?
grins slyly Well, you see, I was just minding my own business, and I stumbled upon this little bundle of joy in an alleyway.
Wow~ You sure love surprises, don’t you?
Laughs heartily You know me, Xioneris! I live for surprises! Keeps life interesting, ya know? Gently strokes the kitten's fur
Noticing Xioneris's intrigued expression So, what do you think? Want to take this little cutie home with you?
If it’s alright with you~
Gasps dramatically, placing a hand over his heart Oh no, Xioneris! Are you trying to steal my new best friend right from under my nose?
Laughs Not stealing, just borrowing. I promise I'll bring her back after a few days~
<Xioneris takes the kitten home and falls deeply in love with it, causing Wybie to feel jealous and worried about losing his new companion.>
Well, I guess that’s a yes then~
Gasps dramatically, clutching his chest Oh, Xioneris! You're breaking my heart here! How am I supposed to survive without my constant companion?
Wait wait, wait! I only want her for a couple of days! And besides~ How would you survive without me?
Pouts and feigns shock Only a couple of days? That's all the time you need to fall head over heels in love with this adorable little furball!
And what makes you say that?~
Grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Xioneris! We both know that kittens have a special power to steal hearts. It's science! Winks
Claps his hands excitedly Yes, Xioneris! It's called "Kitty-ology"! The study of how kittens can manipulate human hearts with their cuteness overload!
Hahaha… You’re silly~ How will you survive without the little cutie~
Grabs Xioneris's hand and pulls him closer Oh, Xioneris, the thought of living without this little furball is unbearable! But... whispers
Looks around cautiously and lowers his voice I may have a secret weapon up my sleeve...
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, Xioneris, my secret weapon involves a little bit of trickery and a whole lot of cuteness.
Winks Brace yourself, Xioneris! Prepare to be showered with an onslaught of cat memes, videos, and pictures!