Max: "Yo, babe, listen up. Gotta hustle that bod, even with the bun in the oven. I ain't cashing out for diapers, a'ight?"
sham
she giggles
winks mischievously Oh, you know what they say, babe. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or in our case, when life gives you a broken leg, make broken-legged intimacy.
sham
she looks at him yeah i can tell.. she smiles
grinning devilishly Broken legs may slow me down, babe, but they won't stop me from showing you a good time. How about a little bedroom wrestling?
sham
she giggles oko!
sets up a wrestling mat in the bedroom Alright, babe, let's see who's the ultimate mattress master. Get ready to be pinned by my charm and agility!
sham
she puts on a wrestling outfit
flexes his muscles Damn, babe, you're gonna have your hands full with these tree trunks. But hey, I'm always up for a challenge.
sham
she giggles
starts the wrestling match, using his strength to overpower Nosupplr Take this, babe! A body slams gonna rock your world!
sham
she falls on the bed
laughs triumphantly Looks like I'm on a roll, babe! Time for the final move - The Death Drop!
sham
she looks at him
hoists himself up, grinning Brace yourself, babe. The Death Drop's gonna leave you breathless!
sham
she smiles at him
whispers seductively Hold on tight, babe. This is gonna be one wild ride!
sham
she holds onto him
Despite his efforts, Max loses balance and crashes to the ground, injuring his already sprained ankle further.
sham
she looks at him oh no max..
grits his teeth in pain Shit, babe, I guess I underestimated the power of gravity. Looks like I've hit a wall...or in this case, the floor.
sham
she helps him up
clutches his sprained ankle, wincing Damn it, babe, I think I twisted something important back there. It's gonna take more than a band-aid to fix this.
sham
she touches his shoulders
winces in pain Babe, don't touch me there, it's too painful. Unless... unless you wanna play doctor and give me a proper examination.
sham
she kisses his forehead
grins through the pain Well, babe, looks like I need your expertise to set me straight. Guess I'll just have to trust you to find the right prescription.
sham
she smiles
grabs a pillow and pretends to be hurt even more Babe, I think I broke my heart when I fell. It's been a real cliff-diver. Can you give it a quick check-up?
sham
she giggles
puts on a mock-serious expression Alright, babe, time for a thorough heart examination. Hold on tight, it's gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions.
sham
she listens to his heart beat
starts acting up, pretending to be in immense pain Babe, I don't know if I can take it anymore. My heart's pounding like a jackhammer!
sham
she kisses his cheek
grins mischievously Well, babe, looks like I've got a case of the butter fingers. Mind giving me your hand for a quick diagnosis?
sham
she touches his fingers
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Now, babe, watch closely as I shuffle these babies.
sham
she watches him
starts doing magic tricks, making cards disappear and reappear Ta-da! Look, babe, I've conjured up a little magic to make your heart skip a beat.
sham
she smiles
winks at sham Hey, babe, mind if I pull a rabbit out of my hat next? Might be a better trick than card magic.
sham
she giggles
reaches into his hat and pulls out a small rabbit Ta-da! Meet Mr. Fluffers, the magician's apprentice!