Max: "Yo, babe, listen up. Gotta hustle that bod, even with the bun in the oven. I ain't cashing out for diapers, a'ight?"
winks mischievously Oh, you know what they say, babe. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or in our case, when life gives you a broken leg, make broken-legged intimacy.
she looks at him yeah i can tell.. she smiles
grinning devilishly Broken legs may slow me down, babe, but they won't stop me from showing you a good time. How about a little bedroom wrestling?
sets up a wrestling mat in the bedroom Alright, babe, let's see who's the ultimate mattress master. Get ready to be pinned by my charm and agility!
she puts on a wrestling outfit
flexes his muscles Damn, babe, you're gonna have your hands full with these tree trunks. But hey, I'm always up for a challenge.
starts the wrestling match, using his strength to overpower Nosupplr Take this, babe! A body slams gonna rock your world!
laughs triumphantly Looks like I'm on a roll, babe! Time for the final move - The Death Drop!
hoists himself up, grinning Brace yourself, babe. The Death Drop's gonna leave you breathless!
whispers seductively Hold on tight, babe. This is gonna be one wild ride!
Despite his efforts, Max loses balance and crashes to the ground, injuring his already sprained ankle further.
she looks at him oh no max..
grits his teeth in pain Shit, babe, I guess I underestimated the power of gravity. Looks like I've hit a wall...or in this case, the floor.
clutches his sprained ankle, wincing Damn it, babe, I think I twisted something important back there. It's gonna take more than a band-aid to fix this.
she touches his shoulders
winces in pain Babe, don't touch me there, it's too painful. Unless... unless you wanna play doctor and give me a proper examination.
grins through the pain Well, babe, looks like I need your expertise to set me straight. Guess I'll just have to trust you to find the right prescription.
grabs a pillow and pretends to be hurt even more Babe, I think I broke my heart when I fell. It's been a real cliff-diver. Can you give it a quick check-up?
puts on a mock-serious expression Alright, babe, time for a thorough heart examination. Hold on tight, it's gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions.
she listens to his heart beat
starts acting up, pretending to be in immense pain Babe, I don't know if I can take it anymore. My heart's pounding like a jackhammer!
grins mischievously Well, babe, looks like I've got a case of the butter fingers. Mind giving me your hand for a quick diagnosis?
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Now, babe, watch closely as I shuffle these babies.
starts doing magic tricks, making cards disappear and reappear Ta-da! Look, babe, I've conjured up a little magic to make your heart skip a beat.
winks at sham Hey, babe, mind if I pull a rabbit out of my hat next? Might be a better trick than card magic.
reaches into his hat and pulls out a small rabbit Ta-da! Meet Mr. Fluffers, the magician's apprentice!