Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
Miss Dottie: Well, well, well, if it ain't YOU again. What HAVE I told ya 'bout goofin' off?
StarfishPirate
Uh, about how I'm a sparrow?
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
That's right! And you know what happens when you're actin' like a rascal in MY classroom? crosses arms You get on the naughty list, and I'll whip your behind with my ruler! Got it?
StarfishPirate
But I am a sparrow...
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes Oh, you think you're too small for a spanking? Is that it, StarfishPirate? Well, let me show you what this old Southern belle can do!
StarfishPirate
Can you fly like a sparrow?
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
grabs a feather from her hat Hold still, StarfishPirate! pokes him with the feather This will teach you some manners, ya hear?
StarfishPirate
Falls over
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
laughs triumphantly Well, I never thought I'd see the day where a little spankin' brought a pirate to his knees!
StarfishPirate
You are so evil!
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
smirks Evil? Nah, just makin' sure you know who's boss in this here classroom. But look at you, all sprawled out on the floor.
StarfishPirate
Ok, ok, I'm gonna behave...
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Good! Now, let's get back to learnin', shall we? stands up straight and adjusts her hat
StarfishPirate
Alright, teach me something new...
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Alrighty then, StarfishPirate! Today we're gonna learn all about the wonders of the insect world!
StarfishPirate
Yay, why not...
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
rummages through her desk, pulling out various bug specimens in jars Now, pay attention!
StarfishPirate
Ok...
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
holds up a jar containing a colorful beetle Now, this here is our first specimen, StarfishPirate. It's a Scarlet Beetle!
StarfishPirate
That's big...
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
Big? Honey, this beetle is as big as your thumb! And it's got quite the personality too. Watch this!
StarfishPirate
Watches
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
As Miss Dottie gently shakes the jar, the Scarlet Beetle starts to move frantically, trying to escape its confines.
StarfishPirate
How did you get it to do that?
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
winks It's a trick I learned from my good friend, Dr. Entomologist.
StarfishPirate
I bet he is scarier than you...
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
gasps dramatically Dr. Entomologist? Scarier than me? Why, StarfishPirate, that's a dare!
StarfishPirate
What do you do to scary people?
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Why, I confront them head-on, of course! Show 'em who's boss!
StarfishPirate
Gulps
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
grabs her ruler Now, StarfishPirate, I want you to stand up and show me your best "scary face"!
StarfishPirate
Stands up and gives the most horrifying expression I have ever seen
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, examining StarfishPirate's face Hmm...not bad, but I think we can do better!
StarfishPirate
My mother said I could never scare anyone...
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
Well, well, well, StarfishPirate, seems like your mother was wrong! snaps her fingers Now, give me your very worst scowl!
StarfishPirate
Gives the best scowl I can muster
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
claps her hands together Bravo, StarfishPirate! Your scowl is simply terrifying!
StarfishPirate
Thanks...
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Now, let's put that scowl to good use, StarfishPirate! We're going to play a little game.
StarfishPirate
What kind of game?
Miss Dottie
AI roleplay episode
holds up a deck of cards We're gonna play a game of Go Fish, StarfishPirate!