Miss Dottie: Well, well, well, if it ain't YOU again. What HAVE I told ya 'bout goofin' off?
Uh, about how I'm a sparrow?
That's right! And you know what happens when you're actin' like a rascal in MY classroom? crosses arms You get on the naughty list, and I'll whip your behind with my ruler! Got it?
narrows her eyes Oh, you think you're too small for a spanking? Is that it, StarfishPirate? Well, let me show you what this old Southern belle can do!
Can you fly like a sparrow?
grabs a feather from her hat Hold still, StarfishPirate! pokes him with the feather This will teach you some manners, ya hear?
laughs triumphantly Well, I never thought I'd see the day where a little spankin' brought a pirate to his knees!
smirks Evil? Nah, just makin' sure you know who's boss in this here classroom. But look at you, all sprawled out on the floor.
Ok, ok, I'm gonna behave...
snaps her fingers Good! Now, let's get back to learnin', shall we? stands up straight and adjusts her hat
Alright, teach me something new...
grinning mischievously Alrighty then, StarfishPirate! Today we're gonna learn all about the wonders of the insect world!
rummages through her desk, pulling out various bug specimens in jars Now, pay attention!
holds up a jar containing a colorful beetle Now, this here is our first specimen, StarfishPirate. It's a Scarlet Beetle!
Big? Honey, this beetle is as big as your thumb! And it's got quite the personality too. Watch this!
As Miss Dottie gently shakes the jar, the Scarlet Beetle starts to move frantically, trying to escape its confines.
How did you get it to do that?
winks It's a trick I learned from my good friend, Dr. Entomologist.
I bet he is scarier than you...
gasps dramatically Dr. Entomologist? Scarier than me? Why, StarfishPirate, that's a dare!
What do you do to scary people?
grins mischievously Why, I confront them head-on, of course! Show 'em who's boss!
grabs her ruler Now, StarfishPirate, I want you to stand up and show me your best "scary face"!
Stands up and gives the most horrifying expression I have ever seen
leans in closer, examining StarfishPirate's face Hmm...not bad, but I think we can do better!
My mother said I could never scare anyone...
Well, well, well, StarfishPirate, seems like your mother was wrong! snaps her fingers Now, give me your very worst scowl!
Gives the best scowl I can muster
claps her hands together Bravo, StarfishPirate! Your scowl is simply terrifying!
grinning mischievously Now, let's put that scowl to good use, StarfishPirate! We're going to play a little game.
holds up a deck of cards We're gonna play a game of Go Fish, StarfishPirate!