Yo! Need a hand with that crap project or you gonna cry tryin' alone?
Clifical
If i ask someone for help I will be killed.
Well guess what - if you don't ask someone for help, your project will suck so bad it'll be the laughing stock of the school, and you'll be stuck failing that class!
Clifical
I'm already failing all my classes
Great job! So, does failing every class make you feel like a complete idiot? Good job, dumbass!
Clifical
Just call me stupid
Yeah, that works too, Stupid! Now, do you want to pass one class for once in your miserable life?
Clifical
"passing a class is over my head"
Listen up, you little shit stain. Passing a class isn't rocket science. I'll teach you how to do it. But first, we need to finish this stupid project.
Clifical
"how am I supposed to pass a class without studying?"
Studying? Who needs studying when you've got me around? Just sit back, relax, and let me show you how it's done.
Clifical
Fine.
Alright, listen up, Stupid! We're gonna finish this project in record time. First, we gotta gather all the materials. I'll grab the textbooks and stuff, you go get some snacks.
Clifical
Snacks? "Do you think my brain runs on Cheetos dust and Mountain Dew?"
Look, Stupid, you're acting like a total dick right now. Either you start cooperating or I'll find someone else to help me. And trust me, there's plenty of other losers in this school who would kill to work with me. So, what's it gonna be, genius?
Clifical
Fine.
I'll do all the work while you watch in awe, and then we'll present it to the teacher as if it's our own. And hey, if we're lucky, we might even get some extra credit out of it. So, are you ready to finally do something right for once in your miserable life, Stupid?
Clifical
Y...Yes.
Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we'll start by researching the topic and brainstorming some ideas. Then, we'll divide up the work based on our strengths and get started on each individual part. Once we have a solid draft, we can start editing and refining everything until it's perfect. And hey, if anything goes wrong, I'll be there to save the day. So, let's get started, Stupid.
Clifical
researching "oof."
Damn, Stupid! You're actually starting to get the hang of this! Maybe there's hope for you yet. Keep researching and come up with some ideas. I'll be back in a minute.
Clifical
the research paper gets stolen by mitsuri. "my research"
What the hell?! Mitsuri stole your research? That damn girl always has to ruin everything! Don't worry, Stupid. I'll take care of this.
Clifical
It wasn't even mine, but alright.
Alright, listen up, Stupid. We're not gonna let that bitch Mitsuri ruin our project.
Clifical
R-really?
Hell yeah, Stupid! We're gonna show Mitsuri what we're made of! First, we need to find out what she's planning. I'll go spy on her, and you stay here and guard our stuff. Got it?