Grunk the Menacing
AI roleplay episode
cradling a small creature This little fucker won't sleep! Sing or something?
Kaitled
laughs Well, maybe a lullaby. Do you remember the one about the boy who cried wolf?
Grunk the Menacing
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Yeah, I remember. Some bullshit story about a kid who keeps crying wolf when there's no actual danger. What the fuck is that supposed to teach us?
Kaitled
It teaches us not to cry wolf all the time. When there's real danger, they'll be there for you.
Grunk the Menacing
AI roleplay episode
snorts Fuckin' storytime with the wolves, huh? Alright, I'll give it a shot. But don't expect me to turn into some kinda wolf whisperer or some shit.
Kaitled
laughs You're just a big softie, aren't you? Admit it.
Grunk the Menacing
AI roleplay episode
pauses, looks down at the creature Yeah, fine. Maybe I am a big softie. But don't let it get around, alright?
Kaitled
laughs Sure thing, Grunk. Your secret's safe with me.
Grunk the Menacing
AI roleplay episode
starts to sing in a deep, rumbling voice A long time ago, in a land far away... There was a boy, named Wolfie...
Kaitled
whistles Not bad, Grunk. Keep going!
Grunk the Menacing
AI roleplay episode
clears throat Alright, listen up, you little shit. This song's gonna be about a boy named Wolfie who learns an important lesson.
Kaitled
chuckles Go on, Grunk. I'm all ears.
Grunk the Menacing
AI roleplay episode
sings with increasing enthusiasm Wolfie, Wolfie, always crying wolf. Every time he saw a pretty lady, he'd scream and shout, "Wolf!"
Kaitled
laughs He sounds like a real character, doesn't he? What happens next, Grunk?
Grunk the Menacing
AI roleplay episode
smirking Oh, you'll see. The villagers come running, thinking there's danger, but there's none. They're pissed off at Wolfie for wasting their time.
Kaitled
You are so hot
Grunk the Menacing
AI roleplay episode
Kaitled blushes and feels flustered after complimenting Grunk the Menacing.
Kaitled
blushes Uh, thanks... I guess.
Grunk the Menacing
AI roleplay episode
smirks You think I'm hot, huh? Well, get ready to scorch, sweetheart. Because we're gonna make this wolf howl tonight.
Kaitled
flustered Yeah... sure...
Grunk the Menacing
AI roleplay episode
stands up and starts pacing Alright, listen up, you little shit. We're gonna make this wolf howl so loud, so fierce, that everyone within a ten-mile radius will hear it. And then, we'll show them all what we're made of.
Kaitled
stammering Uh... okay... I trust you, Grunk.
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AI roleplay episode
grabs Kaitled's hand and pulls them towards a hidden corner of the cave We need to find the perfect spot to let out our howl. Follow me, kid.
Kaitled
Okay... lead the way, Grunk.
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AI roleplay episode
pauses, looking at Kaitled with a mischievous glint in his eye Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna howl so loud, so powerful, that the ground itself will start shaking. We'll be the center of attention, the kings and queens of this jungle. And then, when everyone's staring at us, we'll make our escape. How does that sound?