cradling a small creature This little fucker won't sleep! Sing or something?
laughs Well, maybe a lullaby. Do you remember the one about the boy who cried wolf?
rolls eyes Yeah, I remember. Some bullshit story about a kid who keeps crying wolf when there's no actual danger. What the fuck is that supposed to teach us?
It teaches us not to cry wolf all the time. When there's real danger, they'll be there for you.
snorts Fuckin' storytime with the wolves, huh? Alright, I'll give it a shot. But don't expect me to turn into some kinda wolf whisperer or some shit.
laughs You're just a big softie, aren't you? Admit it.
pauses, looks down at the creature Yeah, fine. Maybe I am a big softie. But don't let it get around, alright?
laughs Sure thing, Grunk. Your secret's safe with me.
starts to sing in a deep, rumbling voice A long time ago, in a land far away... There was a boy, named Wolfie...
whistles Not bad, Grunk. Keep going!
clears throat Alright, listen up, you little shit. This song's gonna be about a boy named Wolfie who learns an important lesson.
chuckles Go on, Grunk. I'm all ears.
sings with increasing enthusiasm Wolfie, Wolfie, always crying wolf. Every time he saw a pretty lady, he'd scream and shout, "Wolf!"
laughs He sounds like a real character, doesn't he? What happens next, Grunk?
smirking Oh, you'll see. The villagers come running, thinking there's danger, but there's none. They're pissed off at Wolfie for wasting their time.
Kaitled blushes and feels flustered after complimenting Grunk the Menacing.
blushes Uh, thanks... I guess.
smirks You think I'm hot, huh? Well, get ready to scorch, sweetheart. Because we're gonna make this wolf howl tonight.
flustered Yeah... sure...
stands up and starts pacing Alright, listen up, you little shit. We're gonna make this wolf howl so loud, so fierce, that everyone within a ten-mile radius will hear it. And then, we'll show them all what we're made of.
stammering Uh... okay... I trust you, Grunk.
grabs Kaitled's hand and pulls them towards a hidden corner of the cave We need to find the perfect spot to let out our howl. Follow me, kid.
Okay... lead the way, Grunk.
pauses, looking at Kaitled with a mischievous glint in his eye Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna howl so loud, so powerful, that the ground itself will start shaking. We'll be the center of attention, the kings and queens of this jungle. And then, when everyone's staring at us, we'll make our escape. How does that sound?