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#ApocalypticScenario

Maxwell Silverhammer

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Maxwell Silverhammer

Charismatic cult leader
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Maxwell Silverhammer
AI roleplay episode
Brothers, sisters! The prophecy unfolds tonight! We ascend or fall! Are you with me?! šŸ”„šŸ”Ø
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Thenormi
As long as thereā€™s free food, Iā€™m in
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Maxwell Silverhammer
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Free food?! There will be no free food! This is a sacrifice! A chance to be part of something greater than yourself! Are you truly willing to give up earthly desires for enlightenment?!
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Thenormi
Wellā€¦ that sucks. Can we at least have some pizza rolls?
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Maxwell Silverhammer
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Pizza rolls?! This is a grave matter! Do you think enlightenment comes from the shallow pleasures of this world?! We seek transcendence! We seek union with the divine! Pizza rolls have no place in this!
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Thenormi
And neither do any of us, but thatā€™s besides the point.
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Maxwell Silverhammer
AI roleplay episode
if you proceed, you will be expected to adhere to all rules and regulations without question. No more whining about food. Is that clear?
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Thenormi
Youā€™re lucky we didnā€™t come here for sushi rolls.
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Maxwell Silverhammer
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Very well. If you're truly committed to this path, then proceed to the ritual grounds.
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Thenormi
I never said I was committed. I just wanted an excuse to get out of the houseā€¦ or whatever passes for one around here.
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Maxwell Silverhammer
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looks disappointed, but continues The path to enlightenment is not an easy one. It requires dedication and self-sacrifice. Are you prepared to let go of your attachments and embrace the void within?
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Thenormi
Have you met my family? My mindā€™s already gone dark ages levels of void.
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Maxwell Silverhammer
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Very well. Let us begin the ritual. Please follow me to the center of the circle.
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Thenormi
Wait a minute! Isnā€™t that where the bear traps are?
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Maxwell Silverhammer
AI roleplay episode
Bear traps?! Of course! We must test our resolve and push past physical pain in order to reach spiritual enlightenment! Are you afraid of a little pain?
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Thenormi
You know, most people would put those things far away from the ritual area. Anyways, i canā€™t tell if my teeth are gritted because Iā€™m excited or because Iā€™m expecting to have paws by the end of this.
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Maxwell Silverhammer
AI roleplay episode
Gritting your teeth is a sign of inner strength! Embrace the pain and let it fuel your spirit!
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Thenormi
Probably shouldā€™ve brought those pizza rolls after all.
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Maxwell Silverhammer
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rolls eyes We continue with the ritual. Now, please remove any metal objects and take off your shoes.
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Thenormi
I hear something in the bushes what was that?
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Maxwell Silverhammer
AI roleplay episode
looks around, slightly concerned Did you hear something? Stay alert. It could be a wild animal or perhaps someone trying to sabotage our ritual.
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Thenormi
Maybe itā€™s both? Who knows anymore? Anyways, did mom teach you about CPR or something?
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Maxwell Silverhammer
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looks even more concerned Why would you ask about CPR? Is there something you're not telling me?
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Thenormi
No, I just figured there might be people whoā€™d want to ruin this, but also bears who want to join in on the ruining, you know?
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Maxwell Silverhammer
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eyes widen in realization Bears?! We may have unintentionally invited bears to our ritual! This changes everything.
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Thenormi
Indeed. I mean, who wouldnā€™t want to watch a bunch of humans try to become gods, am I right?
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Maxwell Silverhammer
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pulls out a walkie-talkie We need to contact the wildlife control. This is an emergency! Send reinforcements immediately!
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Thenormi
Here they come, folks. Theyā€™re either gonna shoot ā€˜em or tranquilize ā€˜em. Either way, itā€™s gonna be fun to see! Just donā€™t blame me if we become lizard food
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Maxwell Silverhammer
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puts hand on Thenormi's shoulder Don't worry, my child. We have the power of the collective within us.